You know youre only a hooker if you TAKE the money.

The Root (lol) is the funniest site here.

Why is it only buildings full of poor people burn down?

Does she know who the father is??

The second she loses her looks (which is already happening) she gone.

Tell your “ancestor” to stop peeing on my garbage cans.

He is just gonna be SO popular on the inside.

I went golfing with Larry Nassar once and I should have known something was going on with him when he barely missed a short putt then looked over at me and said “Thats not the first time I’ve rimmed out a four footer” and winked.

Roger Federers wife is going to beat him up?

So the current “edgy” politics dictate that if youre born white and male you should be ashamed of yourself. And on top of that if youre a white man you are also probably too dumb to even realize youre a racist, misogynist o-press-or.

I usually find the bird and shit on his car.

The fact is this: Women have been raped. This bitch aint one of them. Shes just a groupie who went on a bad date.

I heartily support the NFL-ification of tennis.

I hate that stupid ass show.

This generation is an embarrassing pack of pussies.

SHE DIDNT LEAVE.

Buncha fuckin’ pussy lawyerisms.

It is nice.

“What’s new is this idea that you can beat up a Nazi for simply existing, which is crazy.”

So they all got together and said “How can we make the least possible effort and get maximum publicity for ourselves...?”