Wait....that’s how you’re supposed to make a young girl cry?

The cat later interrupted a Korean BBQ as a surprise amuse-bouche. 

“There’s more than one way to skin a cat.”

A vendor is going to lose his job over this

Also see: doggos. 

Scouting sites?  I suggest “the border.”  That’ll be $6 mil for my consulting role, DoD.

The phrase “no high fructose or corn syrup” makes me quite confident that she doesn’t know what the hell she’s talking about anyway.

Someone taking my spot is more than enough to drive me into a murderous rage.

Texas Tech has to focus on good defense because the fans in Lubbock can’t count above 60 and the athletic director doesn’t want to confuse them.

Give him a break.

I’m always amazed at the contrasts between NFL owners; here Robert Kraft is trying to stifle video of his massage parlor visit, while Jerry Jones would license it, release it on DVD (after adding a “Making of” feature as bonus material), and offer it for on-demand streaming…