If you fuckin’ look hard enough at anybody you will 100% find something “inappropriate”.

Lets all get used to saying “Four more years of Trump”.

I had no fucking clue there were so many women out there with such godawful taste in music.

Any adult who spends your days obsessing over children should probably go ahead and turn yourselves in to the nearest sex crimes unit.

The old “My Sister Got Raped By A Giant Ukrainian Scholarship”.

“wypipo”

If Trump wants it then im against it.

He hasnt resigned yet but people are calling for it.

For reals.

I say he deserves a lot of credit for getting any of them.

Have you ever been to one of those really old Italian restaurants, like where your grandparents go for their 9,000th anniversary and shit, and they have that deep shag carpet on the floor that was installed by Mussolini and sometimes youll look down and see a piece of gum thats been all coagulated up in that shag so…

Fuck that guy but, on a side note, cops need to cool their dicks when it comes to busting into motherfuckers houses all guns a’blazin’.

Lil’ Donnie Junior can suck dads dick all he wants but Ivanka has the pussy he likes.

Ok, 15 minutes.

That one office girl was kinda cute.

Hey nerds, if it makes you feel any better Colgate is going to go down fast and hard.

He looks like Robert Redford after 6 minutes in the microwave.

Truly a heartbreaking work of staggering genius...

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