“I dont ever wanna feee-eeeel like I did that day.....”

Jordan Peele wouldnt be a thing if Trump had not been elected.

Whatever it is im sure it was highly successful in furthering the environmental aims of the democratic party and in causing many Trump supporters to abandon their beliefs and defect.

I see a restraining order in my future.....

She looks like The Baroness from GI Joe.

If they were a medical condition they would be a brolapsed anus.

Good, maybe the soccer games will be less boring.

He obviously has an eating disorder.

So when Jesus wrote that song he said, “The morning sun when it’s in your face really shows your age
But that don’t worry me none in my eyes you’re everything”

I dont need to listen to this to know its awful.

Give that girl her face back.

“How did she get such chic clothing while in jail? Who is paying for it?”

Thats quite a little tap dance youre doing.

If yall’s idiot president had a brain inside his skull instead of an old TV remote with no batteries he would forget about his dumb fuckin’ “Space Force” that he invented one day after watching cartoons and get on an “Information Warfare” division.

Your dad sounds smart.

That roly-poly fuck is going to have a great time on the inside meeting so many new ethnic friends.

“....the interview with Carter was taped the day after Avenatti was charged with extortion and wire and bank fraud.”

No, you missed the point which is the religion was invented by people and is now ran and perpetuated by people and now people are passing these dumb laws.

Religious people are really good at finding the stupidest fucking thing on the planet to bitch about and then handcuffing themselves to it.