Will the soldiers down there be eligible for an Academy Award individually for Best Performance in a Piece of Political Theater or will the Army accept it for all of them?

“It’s not written in Chiller, Comic Sans, Jokerman, or WingDings.”

I knew the bad part would be at the end.

And three days seems like an awfully long refractory period...

But I don’t feel spent (in a good way)...

So what Fat Donnie took from all this is that it’s “bad to call women beautiful?”

Remember when Trump ogled a little girl in the lobby of Trump Tower?

I voted early and I hope everyone here did, too! I don’t know what to make of the early vote totals, which seem to be record-breaking for both parties so I’m freaking out!

It’s worse than that. I have 4 kids,ages 15-3. The 3 year old is more coherent than Trump is, and my 9 year old speaks about 500% better than Trump does. 

They’re not punk, and I’m telling everyone.

The kid who didn’t read the book but tries to do the book report anyway. 

Telling people what is and what isn’t punk is the least punk thing you can do. I realize I’m doing this right now.

Except less coherent than all that.

I truly believe that your voting affiliation should affect the order in which you are released from a company due to budget cuts or profit loss like this. If you voted (cut your nose off) against your own interests (to spite your face), I don’t believe your coworker should be let go first. 

McMaster said that Trump is “probably one of the greatest presidents we’ll ever have.”

So what you’re saying is that in the past 20 years, republicans took over when the economy is good, deregulated and did stupid shit and crashed the economy, and then democrats got elected to fix the economy and as it was getting good, people forgot about it and elected republicans again and then after a few years,…

Spanky, if you never used the word “beautiful” in an unsolicited manner again, 50% of the population MIGHT actually start to find you LESS disgusting. But that’s a long, long journey. So, like, go on wit yo bad politically correct self, bruh.

I will be so glad when this era is over.