You know what face?? I don’t like you.  To show you that I’m going to cut off my nose!

Gonna lose mah job to own the libs.

As the train goes off the bridge, one half of the passengers look at he other half and say, “Man, they sure are screwed.”

Let ‘em close it down. Everyone knows that if BMW leaves, Trump can replace those jobs with better paying ones related to beautiful, clean coal.

Why should it change the way people vote? We are the land of “Cut off your nose to spite your face.”

Only one of them puts in the actual work!

Idk, it’s pretty punk/metal to eat your own tonsil stone, and as a performer in a band named after having your testicles removed; I’d think old Goretooth would be a big fan of Ted and the way he totally rolled over and let Trump mount him after the man called him a liar, insinuated his father was part of the plot to…

This year, he plans on casting a protest vote as well. “I had my mind made up five days ago, I was gonna vote straight Republican,” Soto said. He had voted for Trump in 2016. “But then he started this nonsense about ending birthright citizenship.”

Did you ever empty your dryer, and find nothing in the lint trap? High probability it became “sentient,” moved to LA, and got a show on E!

These are not cheap seats, either: section 122, directly behind the end zone.

Congrats to Jon Glaser on his fantastic statue

Who are these people?! I’m old! 

Always.

#FecklessCunt

So you guys basically have no issue whatsoever with her pretending to be in love with a guy for a publicity stunt then dumping him? Just because she’s your Golden Goose of daily click-bait?

That bitch is first in line to get Da-Da’s money.

Feckless.

Dee Snider is a liberal who famously took the conservative branch of the Democratic party to task in the 80s when Al and Tipper Gore lead a censorship campaign against musicians. Great article on the debacle here (and if you have time, it’s worth watching the videos of Snider, Zappa, and, especially, Denver testifying)…

He may be a republican, just maybe not a tone-deaf, homophobic, racist, chauvinistic piece of crap!

Everyone at the game knew what he was doing the second he reached under that pad and they fucking loved it. It was a fun bit of fan service and the entire fox broadcast crew can be sewn together in a human centipede ouroboros and eat shit forever for all I care.