I’m waiting for one of Trump’s ardent defenders to scream that it would have never gone off, and was therefore; Performance Art.

that list can be used to describe all the members of the current First Family

+1 commissioner Gordon 

*Delivery room*

It’s always the other side of the family that brings shame to Wayne Enterprises.  

Can’t fault a guy looking out for No. 1.

The key to getting away with charging an inflated rate for medical tests is to micturate in with other, lower rates.

Anyone who used that whether joking or not deserves to be fired directly into the sun. 

Shes dead.

who is she?

Exactly. This is among the many ways Trump has fucked our entire country. If there was a fight but it was for a different reason, as one player asserts, then you’re completely full of shit if you say “NEVER HAPPENED” or “FAKE NEWS”. These guys have no idea how stupid they look.

This is really disappointing, because previously I thought they were both upright citizens.

Yep, totally settled. Just look at all the facts they laid out, like that one where Wade says it was his statement.

Yes, I can see how those no-fact tweets settle the matter.

Me to The Democratic Party....

This is the one part of the statement I actually believe Lees wrote himself.

Plus, the joke was clearly self-deprecating. I’ve been saying it from the start that they’re both unstable and immature but Pete seems like the nicer one here, Ariana gives me mean girl vibes. Pete made some tasteless jokes but I guess it’s lost on people that joking about something isn’t the same as doing something. 

“Like to lick it,

Well, that and the last time we intervened, everything went to fuck. There are parts of Seoul, mostly north of the river, where the damage from the Korean War still hasn’t been completely repaired. (Not that the Japanese were excellent custodians of the place before and through WWII.)

Let’s all just pray to the sweet…

In any sane world a coalition of righteous nations would band together and free that nation because its the right fucking thing to do.