He loved him but he was duty bound to apprehend him.

Permit Patty is the fucking president.  FML.

Wall Street? Who cares.

If that quivering mound of recessive genes and received pronunciation doesn't scream Divine Right, then I don't know what does.

Wall Street types are just salesmen. The “best” salesman will lie, cheat, steal and run over their own mother for a buck.

Wag. The. Dog.

Big deal. FBI Agent John Utah jumped out of a plane with no parachute whatsoever.

This is Trumps equivalent of those white ladies calling the cops on black people cooking out at the park.

DONALD TRUMP: Well, I try. I do try. I think you try too. You say things about me that aren’t necessarily correct. I do try, and I always want to tell the truth. When I can, I tell the truth. And sometimes it turns out to be where something happens that’s different or there’s a change, but I always like to be truthful.

The chyron in the screen shot of Trump says “can he work with Democrats if they win control?”.

We can’t have it. We can’t have it from a cost standpoint.

I’m pretty good at estimating crowd size.