Hmm, the Houston address is deep in the hoity-toity Rice Village shopping area.

Cool!

Yeah, that would be a disaster if his supporters found out.

This is dumb.

Wow.

I did cocaine a couple times. In the 80's.

He continued, “And if, while on stage with our intelligent and sexy President who still has all of his real hair, I should drop to my knees, unzip his pants with my teeth, reach inside and stroke his penis to a full 2.5 inch erection and begin enthusiastically sucking his pulsating nub with saliva dripping all…

Has anyone checked into whether or not these two falcons had gambling debts?

Dont worry, anyone who needs Mariah Carey to tell them about voting was never going to vote anyway.

“...later stuffed them into dog crates...”

Did her mom teach her to beat up airline employees?

“he looks like the black george clooney”

Will the soldiers down there be eligible for an Academy Award individually for Best Performance in a Piece of Political Theater or will the Army accept it for all of them?

So, do you guys at Jez just have nothing to say about this fucking bitch pretending to be in love with a guy just to get some of his edge and then dumping his ass and THEN releasing a suspiciously already written break up album RIGHT THE FUCK AFTER????

He continued, “And if, while on stage with our intelligent and sexy President who still has all of his real hair, I should drop to my knees, unzip his pants with my teeth, reach inside and stroke his penis to a full 2.5 inch erection and begin enthusiastically sucking his pulsating nub with saliva dripping all over…

Hey! She and her husband are throwing out plenty of dirty Mexicans! What else do you want??

She looks like a Nazi in an Indiana Jones movie.

Donald is a lucky guy.

Whatever.