Okay, that's officially awesome. But would they dare try that with a Toyota?

Will his epitaph read "YEEEEHAW?"

On the other hand, if you happen to be flambouyantly gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) and you're trying to divert attention from yourself, this is the ideal vehicle to stand next to!

Truth be told, I like my car better than my current SO. That's probably not a good sign, is it?

"Clear title! Buy it from me because I'm a sleazy dishonest shyster, then fix it up and pawn it off on some sucker for full price as brand new! No police report or Carfax listing, so they'll never know they're buying a rolled piece of junk until it's too late!"

Wagons FTW.

Hey dude, cheer up! Now that the wife is gone, you'll have plenty of time to pay attention to your first love (yourself) and your second (your crappy car).

V8 Chev0lvo=FTW

@nutbastard: Racism fail.

Sounds like a big pain in the ash to me.

Around here there seems to be an unusual number of Volvo wagons and Subaru Legacy/Outback wagons that go for fairly cheap money and yet still have plenty of life left.

Yes, as a matter of fact, I would and I have a '97 GMC Sonoma as my second "car" to prove it. Sometimes there's stuff I don't want to put into my nice (reasonably) clean Volvo wagon.

@7shades: I'd give it a shot!

Of course we can't have one. It's not nearly ugly/expensive/inefficient enough for the US!

@smokyburnout: But on the other hand, it would be fun to try and see just how many BS laps you could accumulate in the process!

@Møbius: If you just "borrow" an engine for the weekend and give it back after the race, does that count towards the $500? More loopholes!

You know, that doesn't look half bad. Granted, the 95 hp 4-banger isn't going to set the world on fire and it's obviously an econobox (what do you want for $11,200?), but if I had to drive an econobox, I'd pick up this one.

@Møbius: Oooh...I smell a loophole!

Wow, there's some neat stuff there!

Male bonding in action.