Wow, talk about implicating oneself ...she would have been a lot better off had she just kept her bloomin' mouth shut.

You know, I think it would be cheaper to just move to PR. I can't imagine what the shipping charges would be, particularly if you have to take everything.

Sorry, there is no douche-proof car. Just when I think I've thought of the perfect one, I can think of an instance where there was, in fact, a douchebag behind the wheel.

Nice price. Good for the UP. You can get married, go 4-wheeling, plow your driveway and haul your gutted deer or firewood out of the woods all without changing vehicles.

Come on...jet packs, chimpanzee...what's not to love about the Ark II?

But will it buff right out?

Hmm, it's been removed. Here's another.

@alexander_the_car_salamander: And if an idiot like me can figure it out, why can't anyone at Toyota????? :P

"In Soviet Russia, race wins you!"

Finally, I'm gonna catch me them Duke boys, or my name ain't Roscoe P. Coltrane!!!!

At least they won't have to change anything when they make the toy Matchbox replica.

Sheesh, took them bloody long enough!

All Toyota seems to be interested in offering is Trucks, midsize 4-door sedans, and the Prius. Corolla FX-16? No. Corolla hatchback/wagon? No. Celica GT? No.

"Hey Dude, watch this!!!"

Floor mats? I'm just happy when the car I'm driving has an actual floor.

Ace and Gary will love it!

@Lost in the age of Aerostar: And I'd change "just not very attractive" to "butt ugly."

The accident appears to have attracted a swarm of emergency workers.....

Note to self: If I ever decide to rob a bank, do NOT use this for a getaway car.

Come on, we all know he was texting his girlfriend.