If you're driving a real gas-guzzling shitbox of a clunker, chances are you're probably not rolling in enough cash to buy a brand-new car.

Unlike yesterday's wretched ugliness, this is beautiful. It's clean, original, and functional (and around here, very rare). Sometimes less is more.

@Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: Yeah, stick it to the man!

@racin_g73: They only hate the Democratic America (that and the poor America).

Wow, what a true load of crap! If only they could all be this bad..I mean good.

I might be going out on a limb here, but that was damned close.

I was driving a friend's truck shortly after he changed the lug-nuts. The left rear tire decided to remove itself and when I looked out the window, it was passing me. True story.

@☠Grяrяrяrяrя sings the doom song now!: Somebody bring back the edit button. Please?

85% for me (New Hampshire). Yep, that's me..solid "B" student.

I thought of that idea years ago. I demand royalties!

@Tiberiuswise: Probably. Inevitably, some practical joker would sneak in there and make everything read out in Klingon.

I especially like Haynes for there abbreviated 10 step task list.

Congrats..that quote made my day!

@DoctorNine: Nobody ever accused Craigslist posters of using correct grammar or punctuation. Any posts that do are highly suspect as being fraudulent. OF COURSE, IT'S EVEN BETTER WHEN THE AD IS ALL IN CAPS!

While not as cool as the Dart (and a product of the times..it was 1977 after all), it has a certain funkadelic charm. Bring your disco 8-tracks and gold chains..hop in. This baby is heading straight to the local drive in to see Star Wars.

@drive_thru_disorder: I have a short attention span.

I've been swooning over the TDI Sportwagen for 2 years now. Sadly, the nicely-optioned version is price at $26k which is kind of out of my price range.

What, no burnt-sienna Olds Ciera wagon from Fargo? I'll throw in the TrueKote.

@bygeorge: You, sir, get a heart-clicky!

Maybe they're hanging around with Charlie looking for Candy Mountain?