Hah...orange cones are for the unwashed masses! Next time, make sure they're encrusted with jewels and maybe we can make a deal.

Wow, even in the third world, the halfway decently equipped model sells for almost twice as much. Congratulations, Tata...you've learned well!

I expect at least 23 MPG out of my muscle cars! You just lost a sale, Ford!

@NilesStonne: Reminds me of a Simpsons episode:

Wait, so Chrysler is just figuring out how to build a 5-speed automatic that won't disintegrate under moderate torque?

Lambo made the Diablo..what further proof do you want?

Hmm...I wonder if it's got a 1.8 liter 4-banger, leading to "not-really-quite-adequate" acceleration.

@Comrade ☠Grяrяrяrяrяrяrя reporting for duty!: glat=glad

Jeebus...let's just be glat it was only his finger.

Oh good...because people need another distraction while behind the wheel.

@donner_froh: Yeah, you know, after I thought about it, that didn't seem right.

I just heard that on NPR not more than 5 minutes ago.

Reliable Toyota!

Back in high-school, I had a friend who had a first generation diesel Jetta (1982, I think). Nothing could be slower than that car....a TDI hybrid would blow that off the map!

Race well, comrade. Loser gets free vacation in Siberia!

In Russia, Jalopnik comments you!

What is it with people not putting their crane booms and dump-bodies in the down position lately?

Woohoo! I really want a GTI to hoon, but I was leaning toward the TDI because of the excellent mileage and longevity of the diesel. Wait..you mean I can have my cake and eat it too??????

To pee, or not to pee....

Those stupid suction-cup compasses that would never stick to anything.