This sounds like a marriage made in heaven. I mean, if there's anything crazier than a bunch of whackos driving $500 POS junk-heaps around a race track for 24 hours, it's another group of whackos driving $500 POS junk-heaps 1500 miles across the country.

A punishment that is both brilliant and evil!

Ahhhhh....touché old chap! That would indeed be an awful combination. We should go for the hat-trick and throw in a Saab automatic transmission!

Well...looks like Darwinism is alive and well in Russia. That was one hell of a high-speed gene-pool removal.

Why the fuck would I buy a Saab with a Buick V6 in it?

He should trade it in for a burnt-umber Ciera, complete with Tru-Koat.

@FurtiveParsnip: Oh yeah, I've been through Jaffrey plenty of times..hell, I've even shopped at your Wal-Mart! I pretty much drive all around the state for work anyway and I've probably set foot in just about every town south of Coos county.

@FurtiveParsnip: Yep, I'm probably the only one reading this blog who knows exactly what "Candian Chicks" look like and where they live!

@FurtiveParsnip: True...they should have named this The Rust State. Alternatively, The Mosquito State or the Land of high property taxes and cheap booze would have worked also.

Oh, and for you propellerheads, last I knew AV gas was $3.92 for 100LL.

Central NH is getting $1.79 for regular. Diesel is at $2.29. I just filled up my crappy 1997 Sonoma (which has logged over 250 trouble-free miles now!) for $16.25.

This would make a fantastic winter beater for New Hampshire and an excellent LeMons car.

You do realize that this is the only way today's kids will be able to understand the story of Little Red Riding hood!

For "decent car, crappy engine," how about the 1982 base Camaro with the "iron Duke" 4 cylinder? It's the first thing that springs to mind. Also the 1981 Cadillac "4-6-8" comes to mind, as well as any late 70's/early 80's passenger car with a GM diesel.

@TexanIdiot25's Chevrolet CST10 is on the streets!: Ouch. Real men don't use Nav or ask for directions.

Nice price. $20k is cheap for a piece of well-known movie memorabilia. Plus it'll squash a Prius in the blink of an eye.

"Homer, that's the F-Series! It's got a lipstick holder instead of a cigarette lighter!"

@Tomsk is leading the search for the preview button: Come on, Charlie.....!

@fodder650: Hello..this is Sanji...I mean..."Joe" Nahasapemaptalon..how may I help you?

"Hello this is OnStar..you say your child just swallowed some rat poison? Hang on..I'll push a button and make him puke his brains out..."