@layabout now with V8 power: But are Gypsy Tears considered a renewable resource?

I threw up and stopped reading when I got to the "Product Line" section (Even though I do like the Charger).

@discontinuuity: Chrysler is making the Battery Charger for your new imaginary Electric Dodge Charger, which would be great if it actually existed.

If I put one of these on my car, do you think Obama would give me some bailout money?

It's absolutely beautiful, but I weep to think of all of the tiny little Italian parts there are in there to break unexpectedly (at 1AM, in a rainstorm, on the side of a deserted highway).

Honey, call the exterminator..we've got polar-bears again!

Looks pretty decent, if perhaps a little boring. I have a friend in Germany with a Skoda wagon..he says it's a great car.

@Slantsick, Murilee's lovechild: New Hampshire is rotten with 'em too. Saabs as well.

Sounds like blackmail to me..."Give me more money or else you'll be sorry!!!!!"

We have that in Boston..it's called the Fung-Wah bus.

@☠Grяrяrяrяrяrяrя's double-fried chocolate Moon Pie and rabi...: Which is to say..it doesn't look any worse than either of its parents.

It looks like the Nissan Frontier pickups have been breeding with the Jeep Libertues.

Hmm, GM builds some pretty boring cars, but I'd have to agree on Toyota. Does Toyota even make anything that's "sport" oriented anymore? It used to be you could get a Celica, Supra or even a humble little Corolla FX-16, but I can't think of anything that Toyota's made in the last 10 years that says "fun." Am I…

@morcheeba: Dammit, you read my mind! :)

@Van Sarockin: Hmm, that seems like a viable theory too. Heck, why not do both? Volvo could have used it as a showroom model for a year, and THEN sold it to the Swedish police. Double win!

Wow, that's truly bizarre. I seriously doubt that it was an equipment malfunction...I'm pretty sure somebody would have noticed something like that and shut the line down.

People don't buy Rangers for their looks (at least I hope not). I've always found the Ranger to be pleasant to look at and I might even just buy one (since my present S-10 seems to be a total piece of crap).

@Number_Six, unsecured and hacked: I always thought the S-10 was a good looking little truck..the Colorado which succeeded it took styling cues from the Butt-Ugly school of design.

It's a Benz, it's a classic, it's fast, it'll turn heads and get you looks, and will probably get you laid.

This might be a valuable car if it were in pristine original condition, although it still wouldn't be worth $69k even if it was owned by the king of Sweden himself.