Hands down it was my 2000 BMW M5. Lots of fun to drive, but I spent way too much time exercising the warranty rather than the horsepower.

Me too. I am kind of OCD about whether I left the garage door open or not; I would turn around and go back to the house to check at least two mornings a week, sometimes more. Now I just look at the app.

I quit going to movie theaters years ago because of all the things you mentioned, and a few things you didn’t.

“Have you ever heard of birth control or condoms?” No, what are those? I think there used to be an organization called Planned Parenthood that might have had something like that, but somebody shut them down.

Why is the little one wearing a Ted Cruz mask?