If you were that big and doing 45 knots, you’d have water coming out of your hole too.

This is easy. Tail section breaks off due to shitty repair job, and maintenance. Explosive decompression, plane noses up, breaks apart and goes down.

“Al Udeid’s CAOC stated that allied aircraft are guzzling roughly 4,000,000 pounds, or 588,000 gallons of jet fuel a day,”

Cheaper solution is to nuke the entire middle east

Let’s face it. Fighting ISIS will cost us 100x times what it would if we had taken the time of helping these countries with poverty, fix their infrastructures deficit, build an economy and set up a real government that would embrace their culture and prevent the current situation we are stuck with.

Is the exterior like fish eggs? Is the interior like suicide-wrist red?

You could, but the Silver Shadow is the Rolls of choice for the corrupt Baptist pastor who takes a little too much from the collection plate.

Or can’t own in the States.

This is true, they would break down at the first turn.

All bond has to do is drive past a Land Rover Dealership, the Bad guys in the modern Land rover will have to stop for service as the dash will light up like a christmas tree.

Surrendering to the French and the Russians is always relevant.

NO. Just no. You are not only wrong, you are historically wrong.

The reflex thing is a killer. Literally.

I lived in Britain for a bit and went about a year without driving apart from an ill fated attempt by friends to get me to drive in a car park. Never again! Anyhow, I came home and drove all of two times before not driving another few times. Then I was back home in the burbs visiting relatives and agreed to drive…

Your mom is so sexually liberated that she is proud of not conforming to the patriarchy’s preconceived notions of feminine modesty and chastity, so she has a lot of sex with various partners and makes her own choices about when to use contraceptives.

International mom jokes!

There’s an old line that I love to repeat:

As a manual driving 40 year old Englishman, who has driven manuals all my life, I have one thing to say to this, my next personal DD (and more than likely my better halfs as well) will be an auto. I have had enough of it, long live the flappy paddle auto!!

I DD both. The auto is by far the easier of the two and I don’t burn my clutch slipping it to inch forward.

Also, if it drops below 50 mph, it will blow up.