Hillary would have held down everything steady. Nope people insisted she and Trump are equivalent.

The man isn’t perfect, certainly. But damn I do wish we had someone of his caliber in the White House right now instead of... You know who.

What are you talking about? The shooter stopped and looked at his gun, probably a jam or to change his magazine and the guy ran out of cover, wrestled with the guy, tossed the rifle over the counter, then the shooter fled. He in fact did stop the shooter from shooting anymore people at the Waffle House.

It would be a multi-state manhunt for the terrorist.

I’m sure we’ll be hearing about some shit about mental illness as they do every time some white dude shoots up a place. Can’t actually make it harder for people to have guns because you can’t just tell “good people” they can’t have weapons because you don’t trust them.

Nude. Gunman. Tennessee. Waffle House.

How did I know that it was a white man who did this shooting just by reading the headline?

Or just really anxious about the economy!

This happened about 2 miles away from where the church shooting was a couple of years ago. Both times the shooter was fought off. Antioch gets a lot of bad pub, but the residents are resilient. The man who stopped the shooter is a hero.

I only have one question as a Floridian, how did this not occur in Florida? This is the most backwoods Florida ass story I’ve ever seen. Oh thoughts and prayers and all that jazz. Ban semi-automatic firearms already.

He and Douglass will discuss the matter over cups of Nambian covfefe...

White boys getting triggered and shooting up shit weekly. I bet they will blame opioids.

It won’t be a week before Trump is denying he ever said anything about pardoning Johnson.

Jack Johnson would tell both Stallone (I haven’t forgot how you didn’t bother to mention Coogler and Jordan when you won your Golden Globe for Creed until the commercial break, a win that was clearly because of those young brothers...nobody was checking for a fucking Rocky 8, man) and Trump’s punk ass to go fuck…

I heard he asked Frederick Douglass if this would be a good move.

While President Trump isn’t exactly a favorite person of most people of color, perhaps he can step in here and do what hasn’t been done before and right a wrong. It won’t ingratiate him with any of us, BUT we’ll be really happy that about it.

Somehow I doubt “Mother” would approve of Mike nibbling on Little Debbie.

It is well known that Mike Pence stays up all night, every night- weeping and gorging himself on Little Debbie snack cakes.

More like a naked mole rat with sideburns that combs its orange hair into a cotton candy-like confection.