Coca cola is people!

Oh God. Did one of my activist friends follow me here to my happy place?

You’re nuts. But I’ll always have a fondness for he phrase, “cheese eating surrender monkeys” so I’ve bestowed upon you a star. Good day sir.

Not just driving. Walking. Thank God my English friends have quick reflexes. “You’re looking the wrong way” was something I hear a lot right after I’ve been pulled out of the way of yet another lorry.

I was so happy driving the company Abarth the other day when I got out of traffic on a rural road. At a stoplight the HUGE duelie Ram next to me was revving his diesel like his fat ass was going to do something. So. It was on. I was grateful he waited at the next light so I could give him the thumbs up for a job well…

Let them kill each other.

“The interior probably reeks of marijuana and spilled Hennessy.” So do I. What’s your point?

“Far less issues. .” My Fiat 500 has no issues. Jes sayin.....

Please let this be a payday when this debuts!

Very cool and clever

My car. #DolceLV a 2015 Fiat 500 Ribelle Special Edition. I never stop smiling when I see it.

Best. Commercial. Ever.

Clever bastard.

As a kid I loved seeing American cars in Europe and remember thinking them far superior to European cars. This movie is truly underrated and I’m glad you ratedid it so high.

As a kid I loved seeing

Pig dump and burn. How did i, a pretty sophisticated homosexual, miss this at our monthly secret gay meeting?

He must idolize Hitler and think he can do the whole rule the world thing better. His type always thinks they can do anything to America and get away with it because Americans are weak and lazy. How’d that work for Tojo? And before the Obama haters start up, I’d rather have a president who doesn’t get us involved in…

“Musician”?

Very clever. Claps

I just spent a week in the hospital over a spider bite. I get him.