Isn’t that disingenuous? I mean, if you took an unfinished Sergio Leone western script and made it today but added in steampunk vampires because those are what’s cool now, can you still honestly put Sergio Leone’s name on it like he somehow approves?

Call me a pleb, but I don't recall any Kurosawa films that dealt with Oni or scantly clad spirits...

Doesn’t Bruce Wayne singlehandedly fund basically every charity on the east coast or something?

You forgot the part where Ma Kent turns up dead in a dumpster, killed by a Metallo or some such.

Two reasons. First, Parker is a freelance photographer. He’s a mercenary for hire with no loyalty to any one paper or even any truth outside of what is in the photo. (Just look at how often Jameson completely misrepresents the events captured in the photo.) He is, in essence, a paparazzi that specializes in Spiderman.…