Start with the members of the BPD who were supplying security. I’d wager they’d find more than a few.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Hey now.

One thing I miss from the 80s is how in Australia at least, there didn’t seem to be all this handwringing about mass murder on the big screen and no-one cared about me as a preteen going to Aliens and Predator on my own (they were rated M at the time for mature audiences - no specified age restriction - lucky there’s…

Missed opportunity. They could have called the movie BLRCK RDRM.

That must be impossibly disorienting and disappointing to him.

America, can you just hold onto James Cordon for a little while? We’re going through some shit at the moment and we don’t need any more problems

When will he lose his job over not being funny? Is that ever gonna happen?

Safer for the other diners now that the restaurant’s Cordened off.

Serious question.

I feel like the headline should have read:

Cultists gonna cult.

Decided the tiki torches were a bad look the last time?

I believe the parade route is being misreported; a significant portion of attendees marched off to get cigarettes...

“unless Walker literally shit on the floor and rolled around in it while happily laughing” Damn it! Now I am sorting out all the ways that’s better or worse than I expected. I mean, on the one hand that’s both more entertaining and a less self-contradictory argument...

alligator pit=”deep state” LOL

I know they’re two different media outlets, but I swear every time I turn on CNN, they mention Laci Peterson once a day.

It’s extremely frustrating that serial predators are built up as some sort of unknowable deviant masterminds we can’t possibly crack when the reality is just: police really, really, really, really, really, really, really suck at their jobs. 

Guys guys guys guys. The police didn’t have any WHITE PEOPLE reports of this exact thing happening in this exact location. Therefore, by only following the lack of facts, and lack of "colored" people who were murdered coming forward with evidence of their murder, they had no choice but to not act.

The police are playing semantics. The definition of serial killer is 3 or more murders over time. So if the police didn’t have 3 or more bodies that are linked in some what they can’t confirm a serial killer is out there. However, “completely unfounded” is dismissive and suggests they had no interest in finding out…

I can’t imagine this GOP wouldn’t eventually demand forced implantation, can you?