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FUN FACT!

I know it’s Netflix, but I think they’d be foolish not to give this movie a real theatrical release, even if it’s just a month before it streams. Knives Out was a super fun experience at the movies (the Donuts speech towards the end killed in my screening), and this seems like it would make actual money based on how

Surprised Trump hasn’t sued to get a cut because they are using his name. 

Good job making Tom Hanks look like Walter Matthau playing Mark Twain.

Oh...a story about the future losers who’ll be hanging out in the grays...thanks for the heads up!

As soon as she started sending everyone away, I thought “there’s no way she’s actually insured.” I also like how the NYFD is completely unfazed by a blood soaked nightclub.

You’ve got to find that third kind of heat.

The whole bit with John Slattery as Jack’s chosen presidential candidate was so horribly prescient.

She was probably just impressed that he was wearing a tuxedo. 

That episode felt like poking fun at Cleveland but also appreciating it for how it was different from New York, albeit in a sort of snobby way.

“C’mon, do you people want jobs or clean air/water?”

Man, you are twisted! LOL But, I know what you mean, and back in the day that word ‘trolling’ didn’t exist. There was no internet, THANK GOD! I think the internet created monsters everywhere. I’ve seen all the phases from the inside-out. It was my career until I retired 13 years ago, and indeed it gives men balls they

 Why bother wasting time on a brain damage case like Walker? Warnock would have a more productive time debating a ham sandwich. 

30 Rock had “glaring faults”? There are probably a few nits you can pick here and there, but I recently re-watched a few early seasons, and it’s still one of the funniest shows I’ve ever seen.

Please, don’t encourage her. Maybe we’ll all get to hear how truly senile & delusional she is. <eye roll>

Funny. Here, have your star.

too on the nose I guess

In his city of the future everyone lives in a dorm above a factory with nets to protect you if you fall out a window

In fairness, so did Oz.

If you ever want to sprain your eye sockets from constant rolling, hang out with some arrogant former professional athletic greats who have been forgotten because they’re old and nobody cares about them.”