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I went to DW in October (gotta love Food & Wine LOL) before they raised prices *the next week*, but seeing that they had done away with the free system for getting in lines for rides was especially irritating (especially under the guise of “we want to limit the number of visitors post-pandemic,” very rich from the

Cage and Herzog should have a “Whose line is it anyway” type improv relationship where they get to make a movie every year based on scripts approved by popular vote that they know nothing about beforehand. I would watch that every damn time LOL. Those two are insane in the best way possible.

I assume Iger is even more brand-conscious than Chapek was and therefore extremely unlikely to do this, but it would be fantastic if Iger did decide to fuck with DeShithead as payback for fucking with Disney just to swing his dick around and show who’s boss in Florida, especially as DS starts his low-key run for

when Chapek said the quiet part out loud about “we know we have a great product so we’re going to charge more for it” I audibly groaned, and not just because I am a Disney slave LOL, but you don’t say that shit out loud as the CEO of a company with such a strong family-associated brand, even if you have to lie about

he’s the same wannabe reality show dolt who for years swore he had proof, “just you wait!” that Obama was not a US citizen. He almost certainly has fuck-all on DeShithead BUT would I be disappointed if he or the dirtbags in his orbit had already been acquiring dirt on DS in anticipation of this very situation? No, I

the only way the “liberal media” that has feverishly covered every turd out of T***p’s since he lost the fucking election fair and square last year would be to egg these two morons on with stuff like this until they properly destroy the GQP like someone lighting a signal flare in a overflowing outhouse in a Florida

I know more about him than anybody–other than, perhaps, his wife.”

as I look at this I am reminded of the joke about how someone worked so hard at something (that didn’t work out) and the response is “so does a washing machine” LOL. They’re gonna cram so much stuff into this, confusing activity with quality or ingenuity or artistry. I agree with you, it’ll be fine much like the last

as I look at this I am reminded of the joke about how someone worked so hard at something (that didn’t work out) and the response is “so does a washing machine” LOL. They’re gonna cram so much stuff into this, confusing activity with quality or ingenuity or artistry. I agree with you, it’ll be fine much like the last

a biracial kid who uses they/them slamming their T***p-loving POS dad at his funeral—all of Fox News just had an involuntary tic and they don’t know why LOL. Sorry but if you’re that big a shit-stain cultist to not choose your kid over Mango Unchained, you deserve to get exposed as a shit-stain cultist at your

The Exorcist *still* scares me a little at my advanced age but my kids think it’s hilarious.  Go figure.

I feel as sorry for the banks that lent him money as I feel sorry for the banks that lent T***p money. (on a related note, it is interesting to see play out on a much more visible stage with Musk the type of activity that T***p went through back in his day, borrowing billions of dollars from Deutsch Bank and the

possibly unpopular opinion—I have seen the Bullitt car chase a few times before, and I just watched the embedded clip again, and it just leaves me cold. I think it has been overhyped and mythologized to death as the “gold standard” for car chases. Spielberg could probably make a better version of that scene on

it’s Spielberg, he’s the GOAT at this type of stuff, and if it’s something that interests him enough to do it, I’m curious to see what he can do with it.  I had the same reaction as yours when I heard about West Side Story, I am not a fan of it or musicals in general, but he did a good job with it, so I will give

probably an unpopular opinion here, but I must admit, “Elongate” was pretty funny; when I first read that I literally LOL’ed in a Beavis & Butthead way. (He probably called himself that for days to his employees and also laughed about it every time like a socially stunted teenage boy.) However, I also think “King

yeah I meant non-competes not NDAs, but having signed a few non-competes myself, the m.o. of companies seems to be, make the new hire sign a borderline illegally onerous non-compete, then assume they’ll never read it or stop to comprehend the ramifications of signing such an onerous non-compete (because who has ever

Musk stans when he sells Twitter for 10% of its purchase price in 3 months: “see idiots? he still sold it, it was all part of a plan you’re not smart enough to comprehend, and of course it sold for less value, he stripped off the excess. To the new buyer: you’re welcome.” LOL

“Space Karen” is pretty great but for my money nothing will or should top “King Twit.”  Why #kingtwit isn’t at the top of the trending lists every day is astonishing LOL.

Musk: “also you will still be terminated at the end of the week.”

I get the strong sense that his bloodless termination of thousands of employees probably gives his stans quarter-chubs; remember remember how that motivated much of the support for T***p (“he’s a strong leader who makes tough decisions when they need to be made”; nah, being a sociopath doesn’t make you a “strong