dwarfandpliers
dwarfANDpliers
dwarfandpliers

I wish all the women he has “been with” in the biblical sense would get together for a 2 hour special (alcohol served) to discuss how they ended up with him, because...I still don’t get it. This feels like it has gone from “he has a big dick” or “he’s funny” or “just have fun for a few months” to “it’s an official

right?  how long has she had that dude in the chamber?  LOL

in a feud between Uncle George and Shatner, I’m always siding with UG. Shatner *might* be able to drum up some actual sympathy if he didn’t insist on injecting a molecule of snark in his statements about them, e.g. the passive aggressive bullshit about him getting attention by dinging Shatner, or just taking the high

these stories NEVER get old; I don’t know about you all but I’d be very happy to see at least 2-3 stories like these per month where some pervert asshat after years or decades of asshattery FINALLY faces serious consequences (or as they call it, “cancellation” LOL). I like to imagine them all having those

let me guess--she needed help busting up a chiffarobe?  LOL

let me guess--she needed help busting up a chiffarobe?  LOL

finding out just how stupid, fearful, and easily triggered the “average American” is has been pretty eye-opening and depressing the last 5-6 years. When you don’t have a cogent policy other than “tax breaks for the ultra wealthy” and “worship T***p” and “trigger liberal tears”, the GQP knows fear will reliably trigger

I’m amazed she didn’t include a motion for a visit with a proper hairdresser LOL.  

definitely DeShithead LOL.  He seems much ruder and more brusque than t***p, in other words a truer dom that will make Blanche’s heart quake.

I love (1) the guy with the FUCK YOU ADRIAN poster standing 10 feet away from Adrian without a care in the world, and (2) the dipshit with both a MAGA hat and the Let’s go Brandon t-shirt.  You need only wear one of those to prove to the rest of the world your dipshittiness, you don’t get bonus points for more than

someone please explain this to me very slowly—if I choose NOT to associate with someone who helped an alleged rapist (directly or indirectly) because I happen to think that’s a bad or at least morally questionable thing to do, why is that “cancellation” and why is it BAD?  should I calmly ask to meet with that person

~3-4 years ago I could have been into this but I have completely lost my taste (not a pun) for grim stuff like this. (can’t imagine what could have happened in the last 3-4 years to make me just want to watch AFV and videos of cats making ill-advised jumps all the time LOL)

I get wanting politicians to be civil and reasonable but at least for the GQP that train sailed LONG ago LOL, and it’s infuriating when the Dems do the “when they go low we go high” bullshit thinking it makes them look better or shames the GQP into wanting to do better; it’s like no one noticed how they leaned so hard

if you’re a woman in any state whose legislators had an abortion bill up for vote within hours of the Dobbs ruling (and is now looking into ways to prosecute women who go to neighboring states to get abortions) you ought to be saying “uhh, why is everyone so fucking happy right now?  *I’m* still pretty fucked unless

it’s no fun to bitch about being persecuted if radical leftists like you are going to go ahead and apply “logic” and “reason” to it LOL

reminds me of their empty “come to Jesus” talk the GQP allegedly had (led by Reince Priebus if I recall) after Obama was elected or re-elected where they actually engaged in some introspection and I assume uncovered some uncomfortable truths and said “nah, let’s stick with appealing to angry, stupid, violent, racist

and sometimes if you’re lucky they’ll insert “liberty” or “freedom” or “patriot” in the title and you’ll know EXACTLY what it’s about LOL

this is the same group of assholes who will quote MLK without a hint of irony LOL.  Whatever type of person she actually was, their audacity for co-opting messages or philosophies from people their ancestors probably wanted dead is bottomless.

I do not understand this victory lap so many people are doing about the “red wave that wasn’t.” A bunch of T***p-sponsored candidates lost (and a few won) which is always hilarious, but if the Dems don’t win Congress, which is still very much up in the air and apparently not looking good for Dems, so that Roe can be

also I think there is value in the Dems “toughening up” just to rally the troops.  Ever since I heard someone refer to the Dems as “the Lisa Simpson party” it resonated with me far more than it should because it’s *so perfect* a description--fetishizing the rule of law and civility as if they feel there is still some