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vol. 174 of “the rich and famous—they’re just like us (but also better than us)“ LOL

I look forward to watching “King Twit” (LOL) having this purchase be the anchor that drags his wealth down and further confirms that he’s nowhere near as smart or edgy or revolutionary as he or his incel followers *think* he is; he’s another narcissistic megalomaniac with too much money and time on his hands and a

as someone who came to Twitter late in the game and regrets it wholeheartedly LOL, the best analogy I can come up with (like all social media) is that it’s an addiction. I kinda envy anyone who never got on Twitter (and could definitely do without their condescension) but I get why people might find it hard to give it

with her looks and that history she’ll still be welcomed with open arms at Fox, Newsmax, or even the DeShithead or t***p administrations.  She’ll be just fine.

it’s getting harder and harder to be ‘Karen’ in America

seems odd that (1) the *LAPD* would report his death (2) from “head trauma”.  Makes you wonder if foul play and/or the LAPD were somehow involved.

people are hung up on his alleged bipolar disorder but his real deficit is the off-the-charts narcissism, and no mental hospital can help that.  In fact I have read psychopaths respond as well to therapy as narcissists because all narcissists want to do is talk about how awesome they are, and less so about any

oh Kanye, you were so close LOL. After losing so much money I thought we *might* start to see some half-hearted apologies but nah, it’s still all about him. As always, fuck off to Mars with Elon Musk, you two megalomaniacal dipshits deserve each other.

T***p is planning to “challenge” any races the GQP loses during midterms LOL. Hey dickhead, you can’t file every court challenge with that dumbass judge from Florida that you appointed who was willing to let you skate on the documents you stored at Mar a Lago.

2.5 hours of torture porn sounds like an endurance test or some kind of meta comment on torturing viewers LOL. Maybe it’s my age or mental makeup but these kinds of movies always leave me cold and depressed; the stuff that really scares me are the movies like the Exorcist that you can’t stop thinking about days or

it took Fallon exactly 15 seconds into this clip to remind me what a world-class kiss-ass he is LOL. Sopranos is the best TV show of all time and Michael Imperioli was in it? You don’t say!

what exactly are racists celebrating? they’re used to living in an outhouse, and like the Beverly Hillbillies their rich inbred cousin who is a mid-level manager in the Klan bought them a mansion with a cement pond and everything that in short order they will turn into a bigger outhouse while all the sane, non-POS

“the bird is freed” LOL. Wonder how long has he had that pearl of wisdom in his pocket. Fuck off to your soon-to-be-overwhelmed with shit outhouse dickhead.

no one ever said there were *advantages* to middle age LOL

I think Glenn sees it just fine, I just wish more Dems who care about gay marriage, interracial marriage, and every other thing SCOTUS and the GQP are absolutely slobbering to take away saw it as well.  Even after the “T***p experience” it seems to still take Dems a few slaps in the face to realize YES, the GQP is

I think referring to him as “old fashioned” doesn’t quite do him justice, I think of him as “someone who hasn’t suffered nearly as much as he should have in his life to make him even marginally capable of empathy.”  I think all the time how much better this country would be if just a few people suffered the same

a 5'6" monster LOL...even in his current overly roided state what frightens me the most about him is his eyebrows, yikes

give Perry props for handling this the right way—quickly and succinctly. I fucked up, I apologize, add self-effacing quip, and it’ll be forgotten by Saturday afternoon. The Perry-sance may now continue apace (until he gacks again and wishes Brendan Fraser had a bowel obstruction).

thanks for this feedback! I find rucking a little boring (even with headphones, esp. in the gym when the weather gets colder) and there’s a HIIT circuit right next to the treadmills that I use, so I will have to give that a try (along with a year of Balance).  I also need to just get out of the house and get some

that is a really good point, when I first read this quote the 90's-ness of it really confused me LOL