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Dana Loesch’s quote about Walker’s abortions still hasn’t gotten the play it deserves--she said the quiet part out loud for American conservatism:  he could have aborted 20 babies and they wouldn’t care as long as he wins that seat and has a R by his name.

didn’t a shocking number of Hispanic conservatives help carry Florida for t***p in 2016? Because a sad and disturbing number of immigrants come here and instead of having empathy for those behind them (which was my hilariously naive assumption), they can’t pull the ladder up behind them fast enough. American conservati

over on Fox News: “ungrateful and hysterical radical leftist urban thug viciously attacks calm, rational patriot” LOL

I remember seeing the preview for this and thinking, finally the dumb, nostalgic, charming, totally unambitious movie I had been hoping for throughout the pandemic and post-pandemic period, and sadly it turns out to be as by-the-numbers as I had feared it would be. Betting on the charm of Clooney (my all time man

I am more inclined to hold Republicans responsible for their contrarian bullshit *simply to be contrarian* as opposed to blacks who are primarily motivated by a healthy suspicion because of how they have been fucked by white people in the past.  Not saying it’s right, we need to work to convince them this time we’re

there was one season (6?) where he was visibly, disturbingly gaunt in the face, sunken hollow eyes, the whole thing.

harsh but fair

came here to say exactly this, so thanks. Headlines will never not make me titter like a 13 year old boy (which I haven’t been for a LONG time) and I’m certain that’s by design, and I’m OK with that.

when I think of ARM’s I think of my daughter’s soccer coach who had a magnificent home built and then moved out of it almost 5 years to the day that he moved into it because as he told everyone, they preferred to be in a smaller place where they could have more mad money, but the timing and some comments by his

he has the same attitude the rest of the GQP has—”if you don’t like it libtard, take me to court, it’ll just mean more clips for my presidential campaign commercial showing I’m a ‘fighter’ when my label really should be ‘obnoxious prick bully’”.  I cringe thinking about how much worse he will get before 2024.

but what if you’re black and/or a Democrat, and the person enforcing the law REALLY wants to look tough by fucking with you for no reason knowing there will be no repercussions? Can he do it then? (just kidding, he’s going to do that and much worse no matter what)

if you haven’t seen it I highly recommend watching the pro-choice commercial Eric Swalwell released recently showing a young mother getting arrested for having had an abortion, it’s a sneak preview of what DeShithead will be gleefully doing after he’s re-elected governor to build his bona fides for his 2024

sounds like a reasonable idea because (1) none of those people leap out at me as an obvious solo host, and (2) you don’t want to piss off any of them because they *didn’t* get the hosting gig and end up losing them as correspondents either.  Who knows maybe it will make the whole show funnier and nastier like it was

I hope a cottage industry arises to take these infuriatingly over-long series (looking right at you Dahmer) and trim them down into something watchable. The docuseries on A&E about this story was only 4 parts, they had to explode it into 8??

yes but wasn’t this “baby” that he “fought” for years and years to get made?  He had a lot riding on this movie’s success and he wasn’t going to limit box office just to please the fans like Ryan Reynolds did.

the epilogue to this story will be when Corden acts like a sarcastic prick to the staff for the rest of his life. Well done dude.

JFC I forgot all about those...man they were weird.

“my dad was a homophobic neo-Nazi (of course we’ll never get to drill into that because dad is long dead) which made me become an unrepentant sexual predator.” LOL I sure hope the jury sees that for the massive pile of bullshit it is. At some point bro no matter what evil shit your dad did to *you*, *you* can still

apparently the divorce is still proceeding so her comment is still a real mystery, BUT he has requested that their proceedings be *unsealed* so we’ll get to see ALL the juicy (and gross) details of their marriage, hopefully right before midterms.

guffaw, chortle, and titter are extremely under-used synonyms for laugh IMHO, so bravo to you LOL