dwarfandpliers
dwarfANDpliers
dwarfandpliers

it’s the same paradox that fuels fascism, the “tough guy/persecuted martyr” bullshit you see on Fox News on a minute-by-minute basis. When will a white male EVER catch a break in this country?  Always under attack despite only wanting the best for everyone, and by “best” of course I mean “they are in charge and

I am NO fan of NDAs or non-disparagement clauses because both are regularly used by criminals and/or scumbags to hide their behavior, but based on this article I almost wish I could apply a NDA retroactively because there was absolutely nothing to gain by splashing this in some shitty UK tabloid (except of course

I love that they’re OK with the badge but “no comment” re: “I am work with many police officers” LOL

HA!  that’s incredible (FYI I am NOT Herschel Walker LOL)

if the Democrats can’t figure a way to use every bit of ammo the GQP has basically stuffed in their pockets against them since Dobbs, then this place is truly fucked and I’m done with it. I mean, the insane minority of the country is somehow in a position to basically prepare a shopping list in front of everyone in

the worst part to me is the fact that kept Dahmer and Gacy and the Atlanta child murders and all the others going for so long—that there are segments of the population that are so unvalued that they can disappear in huge numbers and no one cares, not even the police. The heartlessness of this allegedly “Christian” and

she was (1) really attractive, (2) with a really attractive husband, (3) who was having an affair with a semi-attractive woman when he killed her. I’d say there’s still a lot of meat left on that bone unfortunately. I’m kinda surprised the woman he was having the affair with hasn’t done a porno yet.

he “discussed with deputies how to handle mental health situations.” Wow. WOW. I bet those were some epic “discussions” LOL. In retrospect I’m a bit surprised he hasn’t played the “I am an expert on TBI, having suffered many traumatic brain injuries from my playing days” card yet.  I guess that’s still a little too

I mean...as with t***p, unless Walker literally shit on the floor and rolled around in it while happily laughing (which would at best elicit a stern “no comment” LOL), did you think the GQP would do anything BUT heap praise on his “performance”? He formed a few complete sentences, he didn’t fall down, he repeated some

co-signed

if (?) Walker loses this race, I hope he does a weekly show called “Grammer Police” (yes I know it’s misspelled) where he walks around and calls out people in public for using bad grammar after whipping out this exact badge and loudly exclaiming “GRAMMER POLICE!” but unbeknownst to him, in the corner of the screen

alligator pit=”deep state” LOL

since so few people mention his name, I will ask—I wonder what Warnock thinks about all this deep down in the totally candid parts of his brain that he will NEVER show publicly unless heavily inebriated? he seems like a standup guy, he didn’t humiliate Walker like he could and arguably should have (because the last

yes and I would go further so that if a GQPer knows they’re going to get their ass handed to them in a debate to the point that they’re going to lie their asses off (i.e. nearly all of them) and announces grandly that they’re not participating, the Democrat should still be allowed to participate in the debate against

t***p for the thinking man’s cultist; for the “Democrats” who unironically supported Tulsi Gabbard, or listen to Joe Rogan because he knows what’s *really* going on.  

the Logan Act *may* not apply here but given Russian’s ongoing antagonism of the US (both directly and indirectly) I feel this should at least warrant a call from the DOJ or Blinken telling him to back the fuck off. Musk would NEVER be obsequious about something like this but I feel like the point could be made and

LOL how pissed off would Musk be today if they tried to do that scene now with RDJ walking away and basically doing the “jerking off” hand motion? (I honestly don’t know if Musk just wouldn’t do the scene, or he would do it in a pathetic t***pian grasp for attention of any kind.)

I wish there was an app that would either eliminate the names of Kanye West, Elon Musk, and t***p from my newsfeed, or replace them with Dickhead 1, Dickhead 2, and Dickhead 3 (it wouldn’t matter who was who). And yes I would be perfectly fine if option 1 turned my newsfeed into a blank screen LOL.

so...has the big wet man-baby responded to this? Because I’d bet he doesn’t; Stone actually seems to scare and confuse him, and if you learn anything from the mean streets of Queens, it’s that you don’t pick a fight with the crazy guy, he might force you to watch while his wife has sex with other guys LOL.

LOL oh the bluster of today’s GQP microdicked conservative will never cease to amuse me. That statement about Jared’s 1000 “men” against Roger Stone’s 5000 really captures the mindset doesn’t it? Their standard fascist tough guy scenario where they’re the swinging dick generals pitting the lives of their lemmings