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my thought too. Meeting a lot of kids and making their lives brighter just for a bit must be excruciating when (1) you know some of them are gonna die and (2) they’re probably in pain while you’re meeting with them. Assuming he’s aware of that I’d have to give him even more props for how emotionally wrenching that

wasn’t there an article on this website last year about Guy Fieri criticizing him for not having more of an opinion in the context of all the stuff he does for restaurants, cooks, etc.? Can’t we just agree to a furlough on purity tests for anyone who does a ton of good things? MAYBE they’re a serial killer (or worse,

I don’t know what else the GQP needs to do to metaphorically grab every woman of child-bearing age and slap them in the face and laugh while they do it to make them vote this November. I mean, if anyone is still saying “this is bad but they’ll NEVER make laws to arrest me if I leave my forced birth state to get an

this is America, I’d be stunned if you couldn’t get them with TRIPLE meat, a block of government cheese, and a stick of butter on top Homer Simpson style LOL

glad to see an ambitious sandwich maker is willing to step into the fray against (1) Subway which John Oliver absolutely scorched for their hilariously shitty and exploitative business model and (2) the sandwich shop owned by a gloating and unapologetic big game hunter (I know that fact has absolutely nothing to do

LOL exactly...wait, someone on Fox News just MOCKED QANON??? WTAF??? someone’s gonna lose their job over this heresy!!

it’s amusing seeing the GQP willing to go into the weeds (from a developmental biology/anatomical perspective) to try and mitigate the shit-storm the Dobbs ruling caused. So I guess we’re gonna be treated to ~6-7 weeks of Cult 45ers who are suddenly experts on fetal anatomy LOL. Guys, don’t hurt yourself learning

I assume the relative silence on this is a number of things—he’s a white HOF QB who committed a crime against poor (black) people in Mississippi, where he was undoubtedly worshiped; the NFL or Fox News will never say a bad word about a sacred cow like him; it’s not a “sexy” enough crime to draw attention; etc. I’m

I wondered about the lack of comments on Deadspin too but I assume it was part of the Hulk Hogan settlement since I believe that story was published on Deadspin?  if not then I have no clue why.

yeah that’s one person I thought of, I heard of his immersive method technique of isolating himself from people to prepare for the role, that cannot have helped his mental health

this is great, but there is zero chance the Lisa Simpson Democrats would ever do something so bold once the GQP leans into their inevitable “once we’re in power we’re going to expand the court to 15 just because” bullshit.

it’s Louisiana, therefore most if not all of the teachers were on-board with it, assuming they weren’t involved in setting it up in the first place. (And I say that as someone who went to school in Louisiana and love New Orleans, and yes I know those 2 things are as diametrically opposed as any two places within the

this can’t be a huge surprise given (1) it’s Louisiana and (2) it’s the same group of people who disguise pro-life indoctrination camps as abortion resource centers.  It’s a shame that they don’t realize how useless and out of touch they are that they have to disguise who they are to be even remotely appealing

in light of all the evidence they have about her extremely active, almost psychotic, role in the attempted overturning of a legitimate election, I feel like they are handling her far more delicately and patiently than they should, especially with Liz Cheney leaving the J6 committee soon.

I see a can’t-miss podcast opportunity with her and Piers Morgan; call it “Sour Grapes with 2 Obsessive Dickheads with nothing better to do” LOL

47,000 inmates *in just one state*.  That’s stunning.  I wonder how many are there for simple pot possession or worse, jaywalking.

I was most intrigued to see Johnny Knoxville in a scripted sitcom because I think he’d do well but puzzled why he is barely mentioned in the review?

the incels (sorry, “Bond stans” or my personal favorite, “Fleming purists”) basically wet their pants when a “blonde” Bond was announced, and now you want to throw out a *gay* Bond? Do you want them to self-immolate? LOL

the picture for the article is like an argument both for and against plastic surgery in a single picture. Giving yourself apple cheeks like Tom Cruise did (and Judge Reinhold apparently felt the need to do so here) may pull your skin taut but when you never had big prominent apple cheeks to begin with, it just looks

I mean, wasn’t he the guy who was almost ice-boxed in 2 or 3 to give Eddie some motivation to run around and crack wise and do an array of unethical and illegal things for laughs? LOL