my takeaway from that quote was, there is ZERO fucking point to arguing about global warming who at any point references the Bible as a positive, like anyone who unironically talks about a pedophile like “it’s OK to leave your kid with him, he reads the Bible” LOL. Just stop the conversation right there because it’s…

this was my thought about 2 seconds into the video, he must have had a 3-martini breakfast or lunch or whatever.  Fucking piece of shit.

literally the least surprising thing I’ve read in weeks.  JFC the GQP sure has a type don’t they.  And guess what, because he’s from Louisiana he’ll put this whole exchange in his next campaign commercial and win in a landslide because Louisiana.

my thoughts exactly.  The Star Wars TV shows are like the creators said, hey if you like steak, you’ll love this McDonald’s hamburger LOL.

and much like plea deals, the ones who wait too long end up with the shittier options LOL

I just want to know how someone who committed a crime nearly 2 years ago, and said crime was recorded, hasn’t been indicted already. Man I’m tired of the rational, law-abiding citizens of the country having to tiptoe around the fucking wacko cult-addled elements of the country because they might do “something bad” whil…

I kinda predicted what happened here and I was right; she got too close to 3-Toed Marge and being the opportunistic piece of shit that she is, 3TM kicked her knowing she would just claim “she got in my way! next time don’t get in my way radical leftist!” Doesn’t make it right or make her any less of a piece of shit…

well obviously they were the wrong (<cough>Hispanic<cough>) “good guys with guns”, the “right” ones were the patriots who stormed the Capitol on Jan 6th. Seriously, there’s no point trying to rationalize with idiots like these, this problem can only be solved with MORE guns, and the bigger point that I’m surprised…

possibly filming that new Hulu show with Keegan Michael Key and Johnny Knoxville that looks...interesting? 

literally as I was reading his idiotic defense of Cooper Rush (“I saw him win a game last year” is NOT the flex you think it is you dope) I pictured Sam Jackson from Django Unchained LOL.  Irvin knows the Cowboys fan base would absolutely lose their shit and that’s literally all that matters here.

to dust off one of my favorite old aphorisms about today’s GQP: the cruelty is the point. Flying a bunch of bewildered immigrants to Martha’s Vineyard (i.e. “radical left Ground Zero” on Fox News) and dropping them off and laughing while you fly away is SO on-brand for them. It sickens me to think of what new stuff…

I don’t think it’s this cut and dried; if the GQP doesn’t handle t***p very delicately he won’t give a fuck about the “future of the party”; he’d gladly go after DeShithead and split the party just to soothe his ego, and I guarantee that’s the main topic of conversation behind every GQP politician’s locked door. At…

he has t***p’s worst instincts and is definitely smarter (my cat is smarter) but I don’t know if he has t***p’s ability to relate to the diehard cultists. He is a violent and angry blowhard but doesn’t have much charisma; there’s no way he’d be able to whip up the lemmings by having a rally like t***p. He’d have to…

man I wish Biden had the stones to do this; 30 years ago in similar circumstances he might have; who knows, he’s been having some nasty fun lately, maybe he will.  I mean he might as well, because DeShithead is only going to get worse with shit like this while he establishes his sociopathic Cult 45 bona fides before…

either misrepresent something, or worse, merely exploit their desperation to get into the country by implying they’d have jobs and homes waiting for them. Either way, fuck DeShithead with a grain silo.

this despicable act will be front and center on his inevitable presidential campaign ads, and if it leads to a court case of any kind it will be front and center *with a bullet*. An act that trolls the libs so hard they fight it in court? Just typing that gave him a quarter chub and he doesn’t know why. Christ is he…

and where was Cheryl? how many times have they crow-barred her into an episode but not this one except a glorified cameo? I don’t get it.

oh I think Ray had plenty to do back in the day—he had the whole storyline with his brother that led to a great episode; the one where Krieger gave him robot legs and Archer’s batshit response; the one where he dressed up in Mallory’s gray suit; and a bunch of great exchanges with Mallory (esp. the one about his…

it’s hard to even watch seasons 1-4 now because the current incarnation is such a disappointment but I suppose that’s to be expected when you’re starting from such a high bar. It doesn’t help that Ray was such a big part of the ensemble and now even he’s gone. I guess Adam Reed wants to divorce himself from the…

I haven’t watched these shows yet but heard good things so I flipped on the last show and happened to catch Milly Alcock’s sex scene and had to turn the channel because she looks uncomfortably like a 12 year old. I know, with more context maybe it had a different meaning, but wow she looks way too young for a scene…