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this reminds me of Chappelle continuing to run his mouth after catching hell for his anti-trans bullshit..their egos can’t comprehend that someone might have a reason not to revere them so they start arrogantly flailing about how they’re right and everyone else is wrong when they should both shut the fuck up.

so you feel like tapping in here? LOL good luck.

someone once compared the Democratic party to Lisa Simpson and I can’t get over how spot-on that comparison is. And then you notice how much Bart and Homer are like the GQP and...well, once again, the Simpsons writers looked into their crystal ball and predicted with disturbing accuracy what a mess things would become

one of the links in the story links to another Root article I believe about the white lady spitting on the black kids and they attacked her.

sigh, OK, against my better judgment I’ll go down the crazy rabbit hole again...all the evidence against Depp raised in the UK and US courts, the evidence that caused the UK court to find it “substantially likely” he abused her—HE (Johnny Depp) abused HER (Amber Heard)—what was that? fabricated? are people in the UK

I think it’s also clear after midterms, all bets are off as to how the “cool dads” will vote once their daughters (or side piece’s LOL) right to abortion is maintained. A year or two of seeing vulnerable minorities having the audacity to ask for a seat at the table while Rhonda Santis floods the airwaves with his

no problem, I stole it from Colbert, so keep it going LOL

but the second the average non-New Orleans Louisianan remembers it will most likely be a *black* baby then they stop caring.  Louisiana outside New Orleans is racist as fuck but also “Christian” as fuck, it’s weird LOL.  (I often wonder what it would be like to point out to them that Jesus was brown-skinned but it

someone cue up the racist dog whistle bingo card! “Thug”, “urban youth”, “ghetto”, did I miss any? LOL

‘You probably like Trump! Don’t you?’ I said, ‘I love him.’

absolutely true, and yet this happens routinely because I imagine even when a prayer circle disguised so poorly as a school district like this one bans books so flagrantly, if they get their way they win, and if someone smacks them down in court they still win as “valiant martyrs” on Fox News. Because ultimately, does

every time I see this preview I say out loud “Idris Elba vs a lion?? That poor fucking lion never had a chance LOL.”

what else can the GQP do to help the Dems win control of Congress? how many viewers of Fox News have Type 2 diabetes and use insulin and could benefit from this? oh that’s right, they will eat all the shit that the GQP serves them and ask for seconds as long as they can picture some black family also having to do

boy Justice Roberts will be SHOCKED to find out gutting the VRA *might* have been a bad idea.  Who could have foreseen a southern state run by a wannabe fascist POS would do something to make it harder for black voters in particular to vote?  I am SHOCKED.

I’m surprised the NFLPA hasn’t asked for more clarification for future reference, i.e. “so 2-3 credible sexual assault allegations=1 game suspension? is that the conversion rate? Also, why does possessing or using pot (the proverbial “victimless crime” you’d think the NFL would love to have to deal with) usually end

it’s probably better to take each woman you encounter or date as they come. I suspect on balance women know what they are looking for in a man as well as men know what they want in a woman. I’ve had several female friends talk about wanting a deep meaningful relationship and then end up dating some himbo and they

*allegedly* Cocaine Mitch is saying the GQP is doomed to lose Congressional seats at midterms. I don’t trust that turtle POS any farther than I could throw him, but honestly that’s the vibe I get too. Hopefully this doesn’t lull any Democrats angered by the Dobbs ruling into not voting.  Christ I wish he’d fucking

BTW I live in Maryland and saw a car with Florida tags drive by yesterday with a Desantis 2024 bumper sticker with the slogan (drum roll please) “Make America Florida.”  I am not making that up.

more like they don’t want to be in an updated version of that great montage video that’s currently circulating showing how GQP politicians in 2022 are spouting talking points the Klan used back in the mid 20th century LOL.

it’s the same thing as Rhonda Santis “taking on Woke Disney”. It’s absurd to think he’d ever “win” a war with Disney, they’re too well-resourced and at best it would be a nasty war of attrition where both sides suffer heavy losses, BUT he can say he did something to take on the “woke mob” and it’ll look awesome in his