Translated from the Russian: And of course, Steph Curry hits the long range 3 for the win. An inevitability just like the slow creeping onset of winter, crushing the joy from the people and reminding us all of the impending nature of our own deaths. You can see it on the Thunder players’ faces. You might think from…

I’ll actually defend them here, because when you let the plebes sit in the premium seats, you get antics from assholes like these:

The problem below market at a certain point is that if you buy a ticket in a very premium location and pay a substantial amount of money. It’s not that we don’t want that fan to sell it, but that fan is sitting there having paid a substantial amount of money for a ticket and [another] fan picks it up for a…

Games are two hours long, commentators are much better and don’t act like the game is a religion, no commercials.

I can honestly say that the NFL has pushed me more towards soccer because of various factors. The constant action in soccer without the commercials is very appealing.

Soccer:
1. Score
2. Celebration
3. Continue play

I watched this live, there wasn’t even one coaches challenge, no Pheel Sims, no terrible pandering advertisements, It was great.

“EINSTEIN WAS RIGHT — THERE ARE GRAVITATIONAL WAVES AND WE’VE JUST SEEN THEM FROM THE FOOT OF NUMBER SEVEN! RIPPLING THROUGH THE FABRIC OF SPACE TIME AND LIFTING THE POOR KEEPER RIGHT OFF HIS FEET BEFORE TEARING INTO THE BACK OF THE NET.”

- Ray Hudson, quietly, to no one in particular

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

It really says a lot about the Mannings that they thought it was a good idea to go after this woman in the book “they wrote”. Ignore the incident, acknowledge it in anodyne terms, whatever, but even setting aside the subsequent harassment of sending material to her new employers, why would they go in for a little…

So much more in depth than Shaun King’s piece. It’s like you actually did what a journalist is supposed to do. Mr. King is probably envious of your abilities.

“We’re talking about celebrity stuff, not politics.”...solid description of the GOP debates

Off-topic, but just wanted to say how much I love Bein Sports and what they bring to the table. It’s such a charming little channel and a welcome change from the in-your-face, repetitive ESPN garbage. My only gripe is that they Americanized it by making it BeIn Sports. Using the singular ‘sport’ I though was a…

“If a major 8+ Richter Scale earthquake hit the Bay Area an hour before SB 50, does the game go on? What if it’s at kickoff, halftime or whenever?”

That the New York Jets have, in fact, won a Super Bowl.

There's probably a joke about Times New Roman (Abramovic) in there somewhere, but I'm too drunk.

There's 11 comments and 6 are variations of that joke. I hope this answers your question.

In Russia, blizzard plows you!

Has this fucking guy seen the men who’ve coached the Browns?