I know a lot of y’all ain’t trying to hear this but I gotta agree with the Dotardious One that we should not allow any Bahamian Men, women or children to touch foot on US soil until one of them finally admits who the hell let the damn dogs out!

Somebody better warn Glen Rice that Sarah Heath is on the prowl again cuz we all know much she likes that Wolverine meat.

The Immaculate Misdirection strikes again!

“At least we didn’t pay for the nothing we got.”

Unfortunately Deadspin used up all the red ink coloring John Gruden’s face for all their articles about him.

I live in Sonoma and saw a guy walking around downtown in a worn out Dan Marino jersey today and all I could think was how cool the Dolphins jerseys used to be and man somebody better keep that man away from the Golden Gate bridge.

I wonder what is it about Mahomes & D.Watson that they both have in common that would make a person that is paid to know what good football player look like select Trubisky instead over them?!? I guess we’ll never know???

For those wishing that I take my Black ass back to Africa I will gladly go back to the motherland on the condition that you find the exact region that my ancestors were stolen from, teach me my native tongue that was taken from my grandparents by penalty of rape, torture and even death if spoken aloud or taught to…

The Syracuse Orange you glad we not paying you.

Then he rolled over and kissed his fat cousin Ronnie and told her not to tell anybody cuz it was their special little secret as he began picking his clothes off the floor.

But HOW?!? The accused is her brother not her son. Unless he acted on her orders then how could anybody expect her to be financially responsible for her brother’s actions....wait Simone Biles; the greatest gymnast of all time is...Black! Oh they gonna find a way to make that sister pay.

The Rams head coach looks like Jimmy Neutron as an adult.

Every Conservative joke since 1968:

Sasha Obama always has the “Bitch, I wish you would try me today.” face and I love her more for it. 

The correct answer for me is MLB bcause if you look at the original question it says hit a pitch not get a hit. Basketball players are freaks of nature that are not only ginormously tall but equally fast and if you think you are going to be able to score surrounded by 35k fans screaming at you with behemoths locking…

No list on greatest Rap songs of all time is worth discussing if Grandmaster Flash & the Furious 5's The Message and Juice Crew All-Stars The Symphony isn’t included in the top 5. I say good day to you sir. Good. Day!

Wages have been stagnant for over 20 years and the 1% that own these sporting teams have the absolute nerve to charge a PSL for a product that is best enjoyed at home within the confines of your own living room amongst hopefully your non-racist friends. These teams also have the temerity to be upset that most stadiums…

Coors Field is a great place to watch a game surrounded by a ton of bars right as soon as you walk out the door. I wish more cities would follow Denver’s format on where to place their new stadiums in a central location in their downtown areas.

I’m sure Charger Guy drinks Cobra Venom and pisses out excellence broseph cuz if you aren’t living on the edge my man then you really not living is all I’m saying bro. I mean if you haven’t danced with the devil by the pale moonlight then you don’t what breathing is all about are words true Beta Males wouldn’t…

SMH. Some of y’all can’t see the forest for the trees.