Now that you mention it my watercoloring really does suck!

Man, nobody better say a negative word about Pootie Tang. There is only so much I will allow on Al Gore’s intranets and Pootie Tang slander ain’t it dammit! Pootie Tang deserves to be preserved in the National Archives.

Worked with an asshole like that who would say the most vilest shit about whichever minority group wasn’t present at the time with a “If that makes me a racist then I guess you can call me a racist.” One day he finally said some slick shit about all Spanish people being this and that not knowing that a Puerto Rican…

Broxton was closer to hitting the Ump in the face with a no look batting glove toss than Great Britain is off pulling off a Brexit from the EU.

Hate to admit it but I like Norbit. It’s such a problematic film with terrible Asian stereotypes and an incredibly dumb as can be script but damn if Murphy doesn’t hit me in the feels when he lies and tells Kate that he never loved her in order to protect her from Rasputia. So much talent is wasted in such a horribly…

Republicans watch lame, quickly forgotten action-comedy movies too.

Doug may have a point though, if these NFL players can’t afford to get the proper care to take care of themselves then maybe they should just charge the care they need on someone else’s credit cards.

Not sure who the 1st QB with Alzheimer’s is but I definitely am sure who was the 1st QB with Alcohol was.

For the love of all that is unholy I was wondering for a second about why would Justin Verlander and his wife have nude pics on BJ Upton’s phone.

Verlander also thought it was unethical that the reporter said thank god that his wife nude pics eclipse any memory of seeing Justin Verlanders peen in the Fappening.

Everyone has a certain VMA that makes them realize they old as shit! For me it was when Nikki Minaj threatened Miley Cyrus and I realized I am way too old to be watching 2 people who’s music I can’t stand pretend they have beef with each other.

With the new edict of sports only about to drop on Deadspin it suddenly feels like not only has Omega Theta Pi won but you Delta’s won’t even be allowed to get revenge at their parade and instead be sent to Internet Gitmo. So my question becomes why do bad things always happen to funny, good people and why do the…

I know it’s pretty baby, but I didn’t take it out for air will always be THAT line!

Keith David is that mofo man but what the hell ever happened to David Keith?!?

Needed more racisim to be truly Chicago.

That is a man that done seen some things. Things that no man should ever witness. 

The Biden campaign is really going for the presidency this year.

Glenn Fleshler also played George Remus on the criminally uneven Boardwalk Empire. Damn that man knows how to make a regular man look scary as fuck!

My brother’s best friend moved to Houston last year and now my brother won’t shut up about how great the city of Houston is and how he can’t wait to retire and move down there. After reading your response I now realize why me & my brother have never gotten along with each other.

Bill O’Brien is the white Marvin Lewis. People will tell you that they were once great coaches but it’s been so long and both are so damn milquetoast that you no care to look it up to see if it was true.