A more than probable racist man that’s who.

It sucked growing up not having an ESPN around when Campbell, Dorsett & Walter Payton were all in their primes and the only time you got to see them were either on a halftime highlight reel or pray they would be healthy the week their team’s were scheduled for a Monday Night game.

I’m sure Davy would have requested a better offensive line at the Alamo as well.

Rooting for the Jaguars must be akin to someone still collecting Spawn comic books. It might have been something cool to do in the 90's but now you just look sad & pathetic.

As sure as shit that the Jags-Titans play every Thursday game you also know that the Raiders will also be playing 1 “home game” overseas no matter what. I mean first the British liked our imitation football & now they like our imitation Leader as well.

US sports fans are collectively some of the most homophobic people on the planet yet they never tire of talking about in length & apparently girth too an athlete’s penis, especially if it’s a white athlete. Y’all some f’n weirdos.

Which will come first? The NYGiants starting a Black quarterback full time or hiring a Black Head Coach?

GATTICA! GATTICA! GATTICA!

I always imagined that Coughlin would’ve ended his Giants tenure ala Woody Hayes, but instead of punching an opposing player I always thought it was going to be Eli he ended up punching in the face on the sidelines.

AJ Green always looks like he’s just realizing that maybe it was a bad idea to fuck with Big Worm’s shit.

When I had my house built I insisted the architect go with a French style balcony instead of Gangnam style which was all the rage at the time.

Have you been to whatever the hell they call the place that the 49ers play in at Santa Clara. The 49er on 49er violence that happens their especially during night games can be traumatic.

It’s gonna be awesome when you name your son that you love Skelator and the red headed one you tolerate Orko.

Went to Raiders camp 2 years ago and you saw none of that nonesense, but now that there will be a camera crew there I guarantee that you will see nothing but those degenerate wannbe GWAR losers roaming the stands.

Greed was the motive. This demon took the money that Lorenzen left for their children in case he were to die and spent it all on herself within a year.

It’s coming once GQ let’s Darnold go and he’s forced to write copy for K-Mart’s upcoming fall fashion catalogue. 

The Cardinals/49ers WYTS were actually hilarious but the Jets WYTS makes me depressed beyond belief. I guess I’ll cheer myself up with some politics not like that can be any sadder than listening to Jets fans.

Let’s not break our collective hands patting Casman on the back. Remember this is a man that squandered a lot of money and roster space on overpriced F/A that were clearly past their primes (i.e. Kevin Brown) durring the aughts but credit where credit is due Cash has been on fire lately.

It’s funny how the mantra in sports has always been that if you aren’t cheating then you aren’t trying until it’s your team that loses then suddenly cheaters are bad for the sport and don’t respect the game.

Adam Silver is so angry with all the tampering that has been going during Free Agency this year that he is about to place Cleveland State on probation for another year.