Shut up NDT! You are not helping.

Thoughts & prayers on a hopeful final recovery DOC cuz this is the slowest suicide attempt I’ve ever seen in my life.

Nope! He’s married to Michelle Pfeiffer. Ally McBeal is married to Indiana Solo.

The Lost Boys was in Santa...CRUZ, ya pud!

Clearly nobody watched Iron Man 2 cuz if you did then you would know Tony Stark definitly voted for tRUmp just because he knows the Dotardious One would never interfer with any of Stark Industries business nor have the government regulate any of his Iron Man suits after a sizable campaign donation.

Boss Hogg, Roscoe P.Coltrane, Uncle Jesse, both Duke Boys, Daisy Duke and everyone living below the poverty line in Hazzard County definitly voted for tRUmp only Enos would have been the sole holdout and that’s only cuz he wrote in Ron Paul.

Well now Top Gun2 is produced by China and wait till you see the changes they have in store like Marverick singing, “You Lost That Lovely Feeling...of democracy Hong Kong” and many, many more....

Something about eating that mystery gray meat with a melting yellow slice of paper on top of it makes me quite nostalgic.

Hey Joe Fortenbaugh, your morning show sucks by the way.

Everybody knew Gavin was on his way out and Ed Lee was in the wings willing to give the York’s anything they wanted to keep them in SF but the York’s were greedy treating SF like a 1st wife willing to get a boob job/face lift to keep them happy but Santa Clara was the sexy, young mistress that was willing to do all…

Damn straight he ain’t Brady. Jimmy G won’t sniff Brady’s jock until he wifey ups one of Leo’s former slumpbusters.

Everytime I fly somewhere and get to eat at the airport bar I stop and wonder why don’t I eat out like this more often. No inane. Multiple tv’s everywhere and a bartender at your service. How can anybody knock this?!?

Miles Austin has baby dolphin teeth like noted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein.

Well considering that a 49ers fan died on the very first day that they opened the doors to the building due to heat exhaustion I think you might wanna cut back on that snark of yours.

You bite your tongue dear sir, disparaging the absolute middling city of Santa Clara’s honor in such a way. I’ll have you know that Santa Clara has a Togo’s located within a gas station!

Nobody knows how Jeffrey Epstein made his fortune the same way nobody knows how Mark Sanchez lasted in the NFL as long as he did. One of life’s greatest mysteries.

I got one....Before Gatorade was invented Magic Johnson used to replenish his electrolytes with Kool-AIDS, OH YEEEEAH! The door is over where? Oh I see it.

“I’m glad people have the freedom of choice to make bad decisions. Even if they’re deadly.”

Hatch agreed to work with the DEA and helped authorities arrest higher level dealers in exchange for a lighter sentence.

Odds that Luke owns a Boston Celtics Larry Bird jersey autographed by Everlast has to be over 200%.