+4 barbed wired walls to you and this fantastic idea!

If anybody want to find this movie that they were filming it is titled, “Debbie Does Racism.”

C’mon now, everybody knows that a good peach cobbler ain’t worth a damn unless you lose a toe because of it.

A very artsy woman took me to see Rushmore on opening night and would not stop talking about how avant-garde Wes Anderson was and how original his movies look compared to his contemporaries. Everything you described about Rushmore was how I felt after watching it. I sat their fighting back tears while my date…

I’m pretty sure Hillary knows all about STD’s unfortunately...oh wait...were you talking about the mange orangutan who was NOT selected by the majority of Americans? My bad.

Meh, personally I’d rather they put the other woman on the stand who started the fight with his ex because I want somebody to grill Rachel for me.

You have to know those Muslim prayer rugs hanging in Ollie North’s old office are just infected with smallpox.

I wish we could ask Tamir Rice or John Crawford III if they think this idiot is right about nonwhites being allowed to carry firearms around college campuses without being accosted by the authorities.

Such an impeccable and vaunted take on the true meaning of sport. It is absolute mind-boggling that this fine exemplar of righteousness could have lost the Democratic nomination to Al Gore.

Damn, I thought this woman was the Oakland BBQ snitch at first which would have explained why she has such an aversion to watching people having a good time, but alas Snitchie Snitch is just your typical racist that can’t stand to see a Black person happy like always.

It’s been reported that her neighbors became suspicious of her bbq when then they noticed that there were no raisins involved in it at all.

Way to bury the lede Michael. The prosecutor’s name was Terra MOREHEAD and she was having an affair with the judge whom I assume was named Judge Beauregard YesPlease.

Do the Russian woman bring the rubber sheets on the first date or are you supposed to bring your own supply? I’m just asking for a presidential friend.

It appears CP3 went to Wake Forest Med School because I assume this is how they test for hernias in North Carolina.

For whom should I root for? The gun whose mouth never stops running that kicks people in the balls or the whining, crying flopper that likes to punch people in the balls?

Can we please get more Michael & Stephen @ the Movies!?! It ain’t like I was fooling anybody that I was doing any actual work while at work so I might as well be entertained if I’m gonna be here. 

Would rather have seen David Fincher handle this instead but oh well so is life. Seeing as how Charles Manson was an unabashed racist I guess this gives Tarantino license to pepper his script to his hearts content with N-bombs for every other word.

Since this is a Tarantino film does that mean Samuel L. Jackson is going to play that Motherfucking Charles Manson?

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa right now! Are you trying to imply that Dominicans are Black?!? Cuz Sammy Sosa has told me that is nonsense if you are.

Well whomever stole that Bears playbook I only hope that they make sure to color within the lines.