How under any circumstances does this help the US other than getting us into a war with Iran? We had a deal that Iran was complying with fully and the mange orangutan cancelled the it out of spite at best or because his daddy Putin told him to do it in order to destabilize the oil market in order which consequently…

And so it begins. The backlash has begun for Donald Glover and I wish I could be surprised by this but sadly I am not. Here we have a Black man that constantly creates thought provoking art that doesn’t sell it’s consumer short and a small fraction of his audience would rather worry about whom he lays down with at…

Dammit! Look what you’ve started. Now everyone is going to start monkeying around with the stupid puns and I won’t be able to get any work done today.

I’m really hoping the Capitals win it all this year just to see their White House visit as President Putin welcomes his favorite player Ovi in with utter joy.

The problem simply put is that Hood is a madman that only scores in stages, but because of this action he’s probably looking at losing some wages. I mean we already know that he is wild like Larry Davis. I mean what can you do at this point? Two tears in a bucket, fuck it, kick the can, but we all have to agree though…

Oh so that is why John Calipari is always able to recruit the top high school players to come to Lexington.

Drake is to rap what Bieber is to gonorrhea. They both suck and listening to either of them makes your dick go limp.

Melania Trump has a love for Michelle Obama that is comparable to the love that gay, Black men have for Beyonce’. I’ve heard it reported that she asked Barak at the Barbra Bush funeral if she could smell his fingers.

LBJ is the GOAT of his era and there is nothing wrong with that, nor am I diminishing his greatness by stating that. Kobe/Tim Duncan were the Gods of their eras just like Jordan was the GOAT of his. Kareem was the king of his era and before him came the great Bill Russell who was proceeded by the O.G. Supreme George…

The only thing Ghouliani is perfect for is hauting Opera Houses or trying to keep people from reopening abandoned amusement parks. It’s only a matter of time till 4 teenagers and a talking dog rips his mask off to reveal that it was Rosie O’Donnell all along pretending to be a lawyer that has been sabotaging tRUMP’s…

Not sure why but seeing the Mountain rocking a pair of Air Jordan 1's is really triggering me in a certain way. I’m still wishing the Hound crushes his grape nuts just because of the way he killed the Red Viper.

You know who was also in to the church? Jim Jones and his slider couldn’t get left handed hitters out either which ultimately turned him in to a mean drunk.

Ghouliani also noted that he didn’t consider the $130,000 to be a payoff amount because to him that’s peanuts. Now, had it been a young Black or Puerto Rican kid stealing a candy bar or soda from a local bodega because their parents are in the system and they haven’t eaten anything in days, then we’re talking serious…

*911: 911. What is your emergency?

Melania Trump is no Princess Diana but her and the rest of the tRUMP Klan’s act is definitely The Aristocrats!

Not sure which is worse, tRUMP stating that McCain is not a war hero because he got captured in a war that IQ45 cowardly avoided by saying that his feet hurt too badly to attend or McCain’s daughter constantly going on national television to defend the sad sack of fecal matter that currently is the POTUS even though…

“Are you being serious!?!”

McCain doesn’t want tRUMP to attend his funeral but will continue to support and vote for all of the mange orangutan’s policies even after death.

I guess all that Stickum that Mike Shumann used when he played for the 49ers led to him having sticky fingers even after retirement, but overall it was so nice to see that he put his degree to use from Free Shoes University.

THIS!!!!!! I’m over this woman having to be in EVERY damn sketch like Kristin Wiig was. Damn Lorne, let some other people on the show get some shine for once.