Hey if using “People are saying...” didn’t work then why else would we elect a mange orangutan to become the POTUS.

I’ve always wondered what a great movie we could have had if Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones had switched characters instead. How much better would The Riddler have been if TLJ injected his brooding menace into Edward Nygma instead of watching Carrey’s ridiculous over the top Freakazoid impersonation.

Sarah Fuckthetruthbee Sanders is the only person alive that can talk out of both sides of her mouth and simultaneously watch both corners like a chameleon.

Damn my guy, you go with SWV and not choose the first joint that Pharrell ever put his foot all up in it, “Use Your Heart”. Between that joint and Quincy Jones’s “Secret Garden” not getting love on the playlist is suspect I’m afraid.

Careful Michael, if Dame finds out where you live then he’s not going to leave unless you give him $50, but on the bright side he will wash your car if need be.

Hey everyone! Let’s all take a moment to a look at the exact moment that Rihanna ripped Aubrey’s heart out of his chest.

“He could’ve paid the ransom and kept the whole event out of the media”

Uh, boy! Kanye is really gonna have to say something extra stupid tomorrow in order to get the media to stop paying attention to the barn fire that Ghouliani just set off for their buddy tRUMP.

Sorry Angela, but although Koonye’s pass may work for you it has been burned at all my cookouts ever since he aligned his brand along with the Kris Kardashian Klan. Plus all of his music has sucked since MBDTF.

You gotta be honest on this, tRUMP’s personal doctor may be nothing more than a quack but that dude is a hell of a hand model.

Courtesy of his ex-wife.

He’s from Queens, he’s a tool of Putin’s that every world leader mocks openly and he hot dogs worse than that T-Ball playing 3 year old that Cadillaced from 3rd base to home so there is no question he is a Yankee fan. Why? Because just like everyone else that only sits in the royal seats behind homeplate at the…

Always here to help and you might wanna remind George Preston Marshall that it’s his turn to shove the pineapple up Hitler’s rectum in 5 minutes.

An immovable object will appear to hit them both?

As a Knick fan I will gladly trade you JD & his straight shot band plus the The Unicorn’s broken knee for Joe Lacob straight up.

Don’t forget Draymond Green either. His being able to guard bigs like LaMarcus Aldridge and now Anthony Davis straight up with very little help plus being a competent ball handler who’s able to get the offense started off of rebounds is a big reason why the Warriors are such a hard team to beat.

Whenever I feel guilty about rooting for my Yankees whose fan base includes the rotting orange that occupies the White House currently, Rudy Ghouliani & every front runner alive that can’t remember where they left their Cowboys gear that day I cheer myself up by remembering that at least they aren’t run by Dan Snyder.

But Sterling didn’t allow any of the “Clipper Hookers Girls” to bring any Black men to his games I hope?

Someone needs to tell Aubrey that he needs to Cut. It. Out. with all that fake hockey enforcer guy talk eh. I’m sorry but You Can’t Do That On Television. That frickin’ hoser.

I know right, I was so enraged when Michelle Wolf made that cheap joke about the citizens of Flint, MI and their polluted water until I went online and did some research and found out that the Flint drinking water is still f’n toxic today and nobody in the government is doing a damn thing to help those people! Why…