I was told the Patriots used lots of milk bones as rewards as well.

Sam Darnold, seems to have a lack of confidence, a total case not having good self-espleen.

*Screams in Magary*

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

If only there was some kind of video review procedure ala VAR.

“In the game, the Packers scored just three touchdowns on seven trips inside the red zone; in 10 total plays from within 10 yards of the end zone, the Packers called just one running play; and in six plays from inside the five-yard line, the Packers failed to connect on six passing plays.”

One of the best heuristics I’ve ever come across to explain people’s politics is to ask myself what was going on when this person was approximately 16-25. It takes a lot of active knowledge about American history, but it’s very effective.

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

Would we say the outcome of this game is an aparth-tied?

Apartheid state does apartheid.

Sure it wasn’t Shoresy, titfucker? 

Tomsula also gave us much better gif material than Kelly.

The all-purpose handyman was never given a real chance to find his stride and fix what was wrong with the Niners, as he was replaced in 2016 by Chip Kelly, who was much worse.

“I can’t be changing people every five minutes here.”

🐀 ✝️ 

I’m a Pats fan and thought he should have fucked off a while ago, but say what you like.

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really.”

Please be patient in waiting for your file. The script is as efficient as it can be, but this is still a CPU-intensive task!

It’s also disingenuous. The argument that players deserve play (they do) is independent of whether Tony Bennett deserves a raise (he does).