In his defense, he was told that, after the season, there’s a chance he could go back to the minors.

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It's like he's accusing me of giving him mono.

Just in case it doesn’t make it out of the greys, I’ll post it here:

Surely this will get me out of the greys.

How about if you are accused of rape you get suspended until the situation plays out in court? If it turns out that a majority of these are false accusations we can reevaluate things down the road. I personally suspect they are not. 

The worst part was the 15 yard penalty Brees got for roughing the pass rush. 

Can’t he just convert to being a lefty? 

hurt, suspended, or in Cleveland

I mean, I certainly understand why fans are growing impatient with moving on from Eli - it’s something that should have happened well before now - but as mentioned in this article itself, the Giants right now have “no passing weapons” and “no defense.” The Giants aren’t just delusional if they think they can win with…

Eli Manning Underthrows His Own Retirement Party, No One Makes the Reception

Ben will have some helpful motivating criticisms for him on his radio show this week, and that’ll fix everything.

Detective Shithead here, hard at work thinking about things.

When reached for comment, Justify blamed a male enhancement product, which is totally believable -- the guy is hung like a horse.

This is all quite damning. Seems pretty hard to rationalize, nearly impossible to explain away, tough to vindicate, difficult to legitimize. Not easy to...dang, what’s the word I’m looking for; it’s on the tip of my tongue.

Mister (p)Ed

I don’t love retelling this story, but I’ll share it here in case it might help anyone who shares Kelly’s beliefs understand why women don’t come forward immediately.

Go fuck yourself. 

Why is the president talking about AIDS? STICK TO SPORTS!

“Check the grey” is actually a term Roethlisberger’s urologist uses.