(sound of crickets)

Way to go mom. Dying when I was young so I couldn’t be raised right.

If she thought the Dallas intern was frisky on that one, wait till you see the alternate!

Very classy

I liked the one the Giants tweeted out.

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

I hope not - converting from metric screws it all up.

yeah, i BET he does.

“And don’t miss the Heath Ledger story.”

Was the “power struggle” a staring contest?

Sounds about white

Inglewood Intersection was right there.

It’s weird that they don’t even ask the relevant questions like “how far can you punt a football?” and “if a body is dumped in an industrial park in Palm Beach County Fl, how long does it take to drive to North Attleboro, Ma?"

I’m calling bullshit. People don’t think about the Pirates frequently.

Goodboi. That was my name. Goodboi the grey.

Does Doc Brown shit in a delorean?

Doesn’t this hurt his standing in the fight against injustice? He basically took a hush money settlement. Unless of course he is signing with a team as well. I will wait to see. But I think much less of him now as a fighter of injustice. You took a stand/knee. Now you’re taking the cash and a non-disclosure. If he…

This dude has a real rage boner about people making a casual flippant remark about fucking truck stops.

Look at David Samson out here slinging stones and insisting that someone else should take the haircut.