everyone is a loser

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

[LaVar Ball emerges from the woods]

I then also missed work today but that’s ok because it’s the biggest snow storm in Seattle in like 20 years, so everyone missed work.

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

LMAO. The segment of the Patriots fans that paint this picture of them are the younger ones that grew up only knowing the Patriots under Brady. Those Patriots fans that suffered through the dark ages when the Raiders were getting phantom calls in the playoffs rather than the Patriots (see 1976 playoffs) are much more…

Deflategate was, is, and always will be bullshit. ESPN and the NFL helped make it a thing despite everyone saying it wasn’t true, and/or if it were true, didn’t matter. Yet you’ll still get “But his TEXTS!” people, Bill Nye, and of course, a weeping Mark Brunell “just not believing what Tom Brady said”. *sniff*

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They’re too Yeller to do so .

Terrible call...that was clearly pass interference.

Best Tony prediction of the night had to have been “If Andy Reid is smart, he’ll call the timeout here”

The, “OK. Thanks.” killed me. It was awesome because he was spitting straight fire in the booth, and he knew it. 

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

Replacing Phil Simms with Romo was such a great move. His commentary is a breath of fresh air compared to everyone else right now. Really wonder when the other networks are going to follow suit and bring in new talent.

he left his locker to avoid giving an answer.

Jeremy, what is this rrregarrrding? 

I’ll always remember exactly where I was when I learned of the tragic cancellation of the First Responder Bowl, which was this article, which was also the place where I first learned of the tragic existence of the First Responder Bowl.

“I don’t get these Packers fans. Cheeseheads? Now that’s just ridiculous. CheeseHANDS are where it’s at. Just ask Ol’ Cheddar Rick. He’s got a pack of dogs for a protection thanks to those sculpted dairy mitts. A nibble a day keeps the other hobos away, as the saying goes. Can’t grab for shit, but he saved a pinky to…

Packers brought in Mike McCarthy after the game and fired him; he was not expecting it, per source.