Not just broadcasters, owners. If matches against big teams continually result in one team watching off the field, those matches become less valuable for broadcasters, because they’re essentially going to have no content, which means ads are less worthwhile. Nobody’s watching the remaining hours full of ads.

“Acknowledging that racist fans are a problem and trying to do something about it will just make them more likely to be racist” seems to be the equivalent of the excuse that you can’t criticize alt-right edgelords or else they’ll go full nazi. The only “solution” that line of thinking allows is basically doing nothing…

It’s absolutely at least in part a Pennsylvania thing. I’d never seen frozen pierogi before (admittedly never looked for them), but it’s impossible to ignore them in PA because every Giant Eagle has racks of the damn things.

The Skins play the Fins on the road next week. Would you rather your shiny new 1st round pick go out there to see what can be done:

Just got back from the game. It was a powerful hit, and he got knocked out. But it didn’t look targeted or on someone who was defenseless. People get hurt on regular football plays sometimes, and I think the appropriate response was what happened: it was a flag, but not an ejectable hit. 

All I know is that I’m going to do my best to block spreading content from these chucklefucks as long as possible. DNS tables that make it impossible to get to their sites is the beginning. I’m also going to make sure I never post any links or even copy a snippet of their content on social media.

“I urge everyone to see it” + “Drown out reviews like this and make your own decision” = “don’t make your own decision, listen to me”

I believe the game following the interception  would properly be classified as denouement. You get taken over by ONE shitty VC form and suddenly your sports blog full of dick jokes is too good for classical story elements and their proper naming conventions. 

Give up a 455 foot home run to a man, and his respect for you as a player is bound to wane just a little.

That’s why I prefer the paper kind. 

To be fair, regardless of what happened on Monday night, Andy Dalton would have wound up in a toilet by virtue of the fact that he works in Cincinnati.

That’s gold, Merk, GOLD!

Okay, what asshole on that plane said they wanted a flat soda?

Not to diminish the seriousness of his bullshit, but I find it somewhat funny to imagine the headline being literally true. Just picture a 72 Vontaze Burfict concussing himself in an old folks home after trying to ram his head into the coke machine because he thinks it disrespected him by being brighter than he is.

This is really dumb. My dad took the same hands -off approach to raising me, and look what a piece of shit I turned out to be.

On a scientific scale, is a world of piss worse than a world of shit? What’s the scale here? Are there any other bodily fluids on the scale? Would living in a world of jism be really bad or really good? 

Did they slap hands?

Woogums only eats all natural raw food diet treats. How dare you insult his legacy with offerings of generic “milk bones”, which do not, last I checked, contain milk. 

My dadaist team just drafted Minshew’s mustache after I went bust on Drew Brees’ thumb. 

This is an excellent point. There are a lot of other things that aren’t in my reply (a really deep discussion of this would fill one or several books), but changes to the working environment is one. The loss of manufacturing jobs is important. Hell, women joining the workforce also effectively doubled the number of…