Yeah, my general thought process is that if you’re trying to talk about a group defined by a single point of data (in this case, age), the only thing you can say about all of them that is likely to be absolutely accurate...is that they are part of that group. By definition, all Boomers are Boomers. Past that, it’s…

Well, it’s important to note that this ties into the Boomer thing. In 2016, the median age of Fox News viewers was 66. Two-thirds of Hannity watchers are senior citizens. Less than one-quarter are 25-54. Fox is popular with this cohort because it reinforces what they believe and the “brain rot” is because hearing what…

There’s a reason I (twice) made sure to say that it’s not all Boomers. But it is a generational thing. Children born after 1964 literally don’t remember a world without stronger civil rights protections. If they remember Vietnam and the loss of American exceptionalism, it’s a hazy memory at best. They don’t remember…

It’s fucking EMBARRASSING!

I find myself thinking that President Trump is not merely one of the worst people his generation produced, but the embodiment of the collective id of that generation. Thin-skinned, venal, looking for someone else to blame and so very, very scared of changes.

Landon who?

My (much older) half-brother grew up with his parents in Massachusetts. After his mom and our dad divorced, he stayed with his mom and moved to Florida. He remained a fan all of the Boston-area sports...except the Patriots.

Actually eating at Primanti Bros.

As much as I’d like to, I can’t fault the Colts for accepting it, but man, I’d like to think the officials have the wherewithal to pick up the flag when it’s clear that someone is injured.

The Michael Jackson Duo?

That’s levitation, holmes

Alternative take-

Except the Patriots, who will be 75% scrappy white men from Rutgers with names ending in -den. Cayden McGovern III to Biden Indominus Rex Jr. will somehow combine for 30 passing touchdowns a year. 

If only there had been signs of his troubling behavior before all of this broke!

The generator has died under the glare of the Deadspin bump, but I think

He could quit his job to rail about the system, too, sacrificing his own livelihood to do something that...likely won’t bring about change. Hooray!

I think there’s got to be a less absolute counter-take on this. The stupidity of “amateur” athletics making shit loads of money for other people is a problem. But not being publicly afronted that the system is the way it is doesn’t exactly force one to conclude that he’s “complicit” to me.

I know he's a kicker, but I'm sure he and any demons along for the ride get plenty of exercise. 

You’re Beau Juck, serial killer extraordinaire.

Well, Pirates fans have existed in a state of purgatory for a while now. They suffer daily, but aren’t like, tossed into a river of blood and flame and whatnot.