the fuck don’t the Germans have a word for?

Come on, “ejectulate” was RIGHT THERE

With the insane speed of Le’veon Bell, is it any surprise that the Jets won the race to the bottom?

The Bears are now looking to bring him in for a kicking competition.

ah, so Martian Law is an asshole for not knowing the rules of who can stand on the sideline. You're right, that's much better.

He didn’t say anything about playing, slick.

It’s not really “odd” at all that the deal came together quickly. Every baseline competent front office had to be watching the situation and getting an offer ready. The Patriots were probably the top of the list for AB, and they had terms ready to negotiate from.

“With this level of overwrought football dedication, the coach isn’t the only thing that chair is helping keep upright”.

Someone go check and see if Gronk just started working out.

Well, that was fast. 

I cannot wait to see how quickly we get the “Belichick set this up from the start “ takes.

+1 14 month deployment 

Which is less believable :

Nobody comes out of this looking good. AB is clearly largely at fault, expecting special treatment. But the Raiders moves don’t make sense, either. You fine him, he flips out, you work to placate him so he comes back to play ...and then fine him again?

Yes, but it won’t help much, since they play the Steelers on Sunday.

You might have missed it for all the moralistic bullshit, but I think the expat Patriot fan (aka, Bottled Irony) from Thailand was whining about WYTS.

“Who knew that writing about Drew “Breese” and Gay Conversion Therapy videos would bring the RWNJs out of the woodwork.”

Here’s a not so fun fact that infested my brain, so now it can infest yours as well:

I thought of this last night and it made me sad, so now all of you can be sad, too:

...so....penis breath?