Lookit those fucking Patriots, getting their own special fucking color.

Two years ago, when the Patriots last won the Super Bowl, the WYTS entry for Patriots never appeared.

Didn't Rip Repulski teach Defense against the Dark Arts in one one the Harry Potter books?

I haven’t seen a hard left turn like that since the proletariat ousted the Russian royalty. 

Only if they traded him to Dallas.

“These millennials like #brands with missing letters these days right, Janice?”

You forgot to multiply.

Would you settle for just exploding his knee? Because that’s something he can do without getting a fine. Probably. 

Fuck you, Shorsey

I blame Billy Joel. 

No, this is good for him. The worse the D is, the longer he gets to sit on the sideline and watch opponents chug down the field. That leaves less time on the clock for his line to let through anything more powerful than a wet fart, which means he’s less likely to be injured.

Getting arrested in Alabama for a conversation recorded on someone’s phone?

Yeah, I wish futbol was more like football, where only a few NOTICEABLE inches affects the outcome of a game. Maybe Nick Foles should change sports.

Seems like the Orioles like to chirp at one another.

Congratulations, you’ve successfully passed TNT’s management training. 

Wow, way to Bury the lede. 

This will be fine as long as they don’t Lourde it over fans of other small-market teams.

It’s funny. This entry doesn’t really sizzle the way some of the early ones have. The best explanation I have come up with is that despite a (relatively) up year over the years of mediocrity that preceded them...it’s really hard for me to give a shit about the Cowboys.

I went to a Vince Wilfork draft party one year. At that point, I was a large, semi-muscular man (no, really, 6' 3" and freshly out of the Marine Corps). Basketball players are their own category, but I felt incredibly tiny next to Vince Wilfork, which is not a feeling I am particularly used to. 

Man, that cat is fast as lightning.