Attorney Lecter, who is representing the lamb, has advised her to remain silent.

I was going to give you a star, but it was at 1-8-7, which seemed just about perfect, so consider this comment the equivalent. 

My favorite theory is that the “moon landing was a conspiracy” groups are actually a conspiracy to reduce interest in returning to the moon. 

Relevant: https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/07/no-a-checklist-error-did-not-almost-derail-the-first-moon-landing/

Ask Tom Brady. Or hell, the President of the United States. Plenty of ways to make a buck outside of the normal salary limitations.

#ElectricBugaloo

Craig Kimbrel in a game where they pretty much only put him in because they ran out of position players to pitch. At that point, nobody cared. 

It’ll be fun to see what questionable trade the Pirates can swing as they continue the run of good ball they’re playing these days...right up until the trade deadline. 

Those Wizards trades came from the MOON. 

Mine too.

Oh Real Housewives of South Boston, will you ever stop being so relevant?

Except in Utah. There, the optimal number of dogs to have is s+1 where s = your present number of wives. That way, getting another dog is just a shotgun wedding away.

B-b-b-blowing saves for Mets!

It is my legitimate hope that this interview was conducted via speakerphone so that everyone around you could learn of the majestic chubs that could exist in Colorado. 

+1 being sensitive the RIGHT way

Oh look, someone salted the carcass. 

“Well, if you’re going to bring science guy into this, I’m not sticking aflat”

Sweeden responded to the declaration of war by promptly declaring neutrality, then giving Germany a bunch of medals.

I vote for just making them the Vagabonds. No home games at all, they just take a cut of the other team’s revenue. Bonus: players don’t have to uproot their families because it really doesn’t matter where they live.

Politely? Great, you've ruined my mental image of Norse and Viking culture. Thanks.