White Men Can Jump (still can’t play basketball)

Ok. Ok. Jesus. Let’s simmer just a bit with the hyperbole. My family rented a car like this over Christmas vacation and it’s not a “one stop shop for White people with more money than sense.” Our experience was exactly the opposite. I’m a Wypipo dumb ass, but I’m married to someone who has a lot of sense, and even my…

You should be a writer.

Every one of those people named should be prosecuted.

I’m probably not the first to weigh in with this thought, but Bill Simmons of all people criticizing someone else’s writing for wasting “too much time on nonessential stuff” is seriously lol.

Can’t thank you enough. Sincerely.

Jesus, please put Jason Garrett on the Fire That Asshole List already! The only reason he had a winning record going into this season was the football gods mercifully euthanized his geriatric quarterback and he spent all of 2106 passively watching his players go 13-3, frustrated that his play calling didn’t stall more…

You’re good at getting things.

Please let us know when/if crowd-funding campaign begins.

Add this to Pence’s wet dream: The campus is nearly 93 percent white (African Americans don’t even budge the needle), and the faculty is 99.7 percent white. I was a journalism major, but I think this math is right: If the school had 300 faculty, one (one!) would be not white.

#BlueBallsMatter

Here’s the contact page of corporate Juice It Up if you’d like to say something to Haley’s employers:

Ranch dressing. Y’all don’t do ranch dressing? Just asking. Because, really, ranch dressing is the shit. Or am I just a white sorority girl from the south?

What? We always talk about colleges being “places of ideas.” If the ideas the students land upon are that the dominant white culture is trash, then that’s the speaker’s and the university’s problem. Walk into Trump Tower and shout racist shit and no one blinks an eye; do the same thing in a black neighborhood in…

Amen.

“Perhaps the most important thing we can do as a university is to teach students how to engage and listen to those with whom they differ.”

Agreed. But how about something more immediate and equally reciprocal, too? The defensive player is disqualified automatically; if the injured player is unable to return, the offending team loses “the player of equal value on the depth chart” for the game — in this instance, QB1.