Are you alright, Melania?

or Solo. That damn whip scar never healed...

Derek Jeter is happy he retired before this existed

A cruise missile costs $1.5M/pop. The hope is that these will be in the $50-$100K range, giving more flexibility for smaller targets.

Drunk driving and sexual assault. Can the Steelers sponsor his visa?

I would like to remind everyone that this is not censorship and that Playtonic as a private business has the right to express itself as they see fit. If they do not wish to include voice work by a controversial figure in their video game that is well within their right. Jon’s free speech was not violated in any way…

Fuck off.

What can I do for you! What can I do for you! What can I do for you! What can I do for yooooouuuuuu!!!!!!!

He’s already beaten it traditional. The better question is why would you want to tell people how to enjoy their own playthrough.

It goes over that, you just didn’t watch for enough time to see it.

He aight.

Yes, but Reddit is a privately owned operation so they can do whatever the fuck they want, thank god. They are under no obligation to give those shit-munchers a platform.

Spineless fucks. Not surprising from this industry.

Oh, a Blue Jays post? Don’t mind if I do.

Watching the Nintendo Switch presentation is like watching an ex girlfriend who has so much potential but is totally making the same fucking mistakes over and over and you just want to shake them and tell them to stop.

What’s especially useful about you guys is that you make it so easy to spot you.

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

How convenient. Now they don’t have a camera in the stands strictly for stealing signs and predicting pitches.

It triggered my laughter, that’s for sure.