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Forget the presidency; glitter bombing Randall Terry is Nobel Prize-worthy.

“...but lay off the Hillary is a racist who only supports white women mantra or only white women support Hillary nonsense. I’m not white and I’m supporting Hillary because I think she can win and I’m not buying the Bernie “anti-establishment” “purity” test for progressive policies.”

Oh for god’s sake, go ahead and support Bernie or whomever you want to, that’s your right, but lay off the Hillary is a racist who only supports white women mantra or only white women support Hillary nonsense. I’m not white and I’m supporting Hillary because I think she can win and I’m not buying the Bernie

No. This is a pantsuit.

People can’t be expected to carry jugs of water from buildings that are miles away.

27? Fuck. Pre-frontal cortex AND amygdala consumed by CTE? Just fuck.

Yeah, it’s too bad they never made any sequels.

When you pump trillions into your military, the downstream impact of other departments will be felt. America’s infrastructure hasn’t been overhauled in full since Eisenhower! Technology has changed since then I think. It’s not if the infrastructure system will fail, it’s when and the when is now.

LOUD NOISES!!!

IDK why, but I find this sentence hilarious.

being pedantic is impolite. Are you sure you’re Canadian?

Don’t you need to be storing syrup for the winter?

In an alternate universe somewhere, the third Captain America film in the MCU is about Steve Rogers battling Serpent Solutions, led by Viper in his golf pants and his corporate schmoozing.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

All I want is a GODDAMN MARS BAR but since I live in America all I get is fucking Hershey’s.

Go away, Wells.

Come now, don’t let the man’s looks distract us from the astonishing assholery of his writing. There’s plenty to work with between the reflexive sexism, the delusions of martyrdom, the sputtering prose, and the self-congratulatory dismissal of John Ford movies. What the hell kind of cinephile doesn’t like John Ford

He looks like he’s MADE of cigarettes and old spice.

and she was fiercely protective of her friends, esp Clift. when he was in that car accident and the paps were taking photos of him bleeding and broken on the road she threw herself on him, screaming at them that they’d never get another photo of her for the rest of her life if they published any of the accident scene

I know we are all probably still traumatized by the Lindsey Lohan biopic, but I would watch the ever-loving hell out of Dallas Buyers Club 2: White Diamonds.